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Coppertale Junior Boys

Learn to run.

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CJBs

[quickbuck]

We barely even got in trouble it's fine

CJBs

[longcons]

This time.

CJBs

[quickbuck]

I think Micah stayed on purpose so go chew him out

CJBs

[longcons]

"Better than Micah" is a low, low bar.

CJBs

[quickbuck]

And I stepped right over it without tripping or anything.

CJBs

[longcons]

You deserve a reward.

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

I know HOW to run. WHEN is the problem.

[...] You pissed, dude?

CJBs

[longcons]

Learn when to run. Or how to run faster.

[...] No. But you can do better. This is a life skill.

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

HEY. I’m fast.

[...] I don’t know. Maybe. [...] I hate that Pan got in trouble because of ME, though.

CJBs

[longcons]

You didn't force her to stay.

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

YEAH but she stayed because I hadn’t booked it yet. So. Same thing.

CJBs

[ashworthless]

My nose might’ve started bleeding all over the place again if I tried.
[...] I’m sure no one will let our slowness reflect on you.

CJBs

[bitterlysweet]

YOU'RE A FREAKING HEALER IRA

CJBs

[ashworthless]

In training.
Don't worry, I'm in this for the extra study hall.

CJBs

[bitterlysweet]

I could've made you study silently for two hours if you asked.

CJBs

[ashworthless]

Yeah, but you'd probably hate it.

CJBs

[bitterlysweet]

Obviously. But we do shitty things for friends including being bored out of our minds. What if I just recite lectures for you like a sexy tape recorder?

CJBs

[ashworthless]

My truest friend.

CJBs

[bitterlysweet]

Now I feel guilty that I did run? I shouldn't have left everyone.

[...] But also yeah what the fuck why didn't you all get the hell out of there???

CJBs

[ashworthless]

Cause sometimes it’s ride AND die?

CJBs

[bitterlysweet]

Dial it back, Ashworth. You're gonna make me worry about you and that's unnatural. It's supposed to be the other way around.

CJBs

[ashworthless]

Shit. Don't you dare.

CJBs

[bitterlysweet]

I dare.

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

Dude. DON'T feel guilty for getting out of there. It's bad enough that Pan Just give us tips for NEXT TIME.

CJBs

[bitterlysweet]

Tip: When you see someone running, don't stick around to see what they're running from.

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

[...] SOLID TIP.