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[prophesie]

sophomores

what kind of bird hates fruit????

[ whoop gotta dash sorry to shitpost and run but i'll reply later tonight ]

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[dinahdanger]

I haven't heard this one!!! Is it a kiwi??

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[prophesie]

this isn't a joke or a burn on people from new zealand!!! it's serious!!!! i'm doing an important prediction and i keep getting the same result

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[dinahdanger]

Should we get all the birds on campus together to find out?? Raoul loves all food so I know it's not HIM.

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[prophesie]

that's probably a good idea??? maybe raoul can translate or whatever. i need to know the scoop.

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[godzillabutworse]

WHO in AZURCREST is a picky eater??

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[prophesie]

oooh, good idea. heathcliff did a reading on my reading and his reading said my reading was super super super super good, except that maybe i was misinterpreting. and i didn't even think about azurcrests.

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[godzillabutworse]

That metaphor stuff ALWAYS goes like super way deep dude!! So what'd your SIGHT say this POSSIBLY CARNIVOROUS blue jay's gonna DO??

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[prophesie]

hates fruit

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[godzillabutworse]

Well THAT'S kinda a WEIRD thing to get like a vision about?? What's the FRUIT a metaphor for then??? UM probably like sex stuff usually [..........] ew

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[prophesie]

azurcrests are gross

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[godzillabutworse]

SUPER gross!! Maybe we need to show them that anti-cannibalism psa cartoon??

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[prophesie]

i had nooooo idea eating people was such a big problem for teens. they should probably make it mandatory viewing in high school. maybe like a whole assembly day where we learn about it

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[godzillabutworse]

Dude for real?? NOBODY talks about it that's PROBS why it's apparently like such an EPIDEMIC!! Knowledge is POWER and it's like IRRESPONSIBLE to keep people in the dark or whatever!!

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[prophesie]

or maybe fruit hates birds???

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[godzillabutworse]

Do you think it's POISON fruit??

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[prophesie]

it's possible??? usually my readings are very precise, but i'm trying a new technique and it's mostly just birds (azurcrests???) and fruit (oranges???) and big trouble

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[godzillabutworse]

Think Angry Dad is gonna get scurvy??

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[prophesie]

do you think that's why he hates fun? is that a symptom

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[godzillabutworse]

Send that dude some VITAMINS maybe he'll feel better??

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[prophesie]

so i'm pretty sure fruit doesn't like being eaten

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[godzillabutworse]

Vegetarians were wrong the whole time.

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[victimless]

Ah, so this is Divination, not a random flight of fancy.

[...] Usually the readings that really speak to you hit close to home. Have any Azurcrests been particularly on your mind lately?

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[prophesie]

if this is about noël again i'm going to throw myself in the road and let my mangled body roll all the way down to

[...] pickles smells kind of funny but in a way i could get into

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[cosmonot]

he can't help it.

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[prophesie]

i didn't say it was bad

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[victimless]

[...]

Could it be he's allergic to fruit and doesn't know it?

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[cherubic]

Reece Downing. The Azurcrest senior prefect whose hair was very curly last year.

His nutritional intake is concerning. It's why I determined he was not a good candidate for a relationship.

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[godzillabutworse]

HUH. I wonder what the FRUIT'S gonna DO to him?? Maybe he's not getting enough VITAMIN C. Maybe he's at high risk for like SCURVY???

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[prophesie]

well you can't kiss him now he definitely has problems

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[pandoral]

Nutrition IS important.

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[beansontoast]

Ugh is this a riddle or something? I'm going to guess an eagle. No penguin!