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[casperkim]

Too bad we've got to wait around for the dance on Sunday. I'm going to be ready to get out of here by Friday.

[Ebonhide Senior Boys]

So. Have fun yesterday?

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[lilwitchhazel]

But there's hockey Saturday.

[casperkim]

Yes. There is.

[lilwitchhazel]

Don't act like you're not even a little pumped, I know you like hitting people and things.

[casperkim]

[...] I do. But that doesn't mean I'd hang around just for hockey if I had a choice.

Nothing personal, captain.

[lilwitchhazel]

I guessss that's acceptable, soldier.

[casperkim]

Don't call me that.

[lilwitchhazel]

Fiiiine Grumpy Gus. Direct that attitude towards the other team on Saturday, yeah?? Orrrrr at Casey is fine too.

[casperkim]

That's sort of the point.

[princeprincess]

Awww, no big plans to sweep someone off their feet at the dance?

[casperkim]

I'm sure you're shocked.

[princeprincess]

Merely disappointed on behalf of every starving single in school. Then again, the more you refuse, the more they want you. Who will be the one to melt Casper Kim's icy heart?

[casperkim]

The starving singles have plenty of other options. They can leave me out of it.

[princeprincess]

Maybe they like a challenge, I know I do. Ulysses and I could always enter the race for your affections, but I don't know how we could bear sharing you.

[casperkim]

[...] Fortunately, Prince, it's not something you'll ever have to worry about.

[ulixes]

Which part?

[princeprincess]

I think fighting over Casper could be a lot of fun.

[gonnabefamous]

You're not going to the dance??

[ESBs]

I had fun until I fell in the water and almost died!

[casperkim]

No.

[ESBs]

[...] Are you fucking with me?

[gonnabefamous]

Whyyyyyy???

[ESBs]

Which answer would you prefer?

[casperkim]

Because I've got no interest in going.

[ESBs]

The truth.

[gonnabefamous]

You could have fun!

[ESBs]

Can do! I got dumped in the water, but I was never in mortal peril. Riley went face first into the stream with me, though, so you would have loved it.

[casperkim]

I doubt that.

[ESBs]

[...] All right. Thanks, Carney. [...] That does sound like the highlight of the whole event.

[gonnabefamous]

You shouldn't doubt me, I'm a fun expert!

[casperkim]

And I'm sure you'll have enough fun for both of us.

ESBs

[gonnabefamous]

I wish I could have taken a video for you, but it would have been real Blair Witchy anyway.