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[Warded to Ruby, Todd, Cash, Micah, Austin & Cole]

Hey.

I'm gonna go make me and Ruby dinner in the rudiments room instead of going to whatever's happening in the cafeteria. If you want to come you can. Hope you ca handle some heat.

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Fine. [...] I can chop, if you need it. Sing for my supper.

[...] Yeah, sure. It's not hard and you probably won't complain as much as Ruby does.

Debatable.

You not the domestic type, Cash?

I know how to do laundry.

Guess all you need to live is knowing how to do laundry, pay bills and order a pizza... but that's not REALLY living.

Wait until you eat this.

I can also make sandwiches. [...] This is probably better.

This is definitely better. Get ready to be impressed.

I love making boys slave away at hot stoves for me.

Reverse sexism.

Maybe it's a turn-on. You don't know.

Sheesh you're as bad as me.

It's so boring at school. I've been reduced to flirting with Todd and Cash for entertainment.

Edited 2017-12-26 04:57 (UTC)

Not enough cute girls stayed behind.

I'm making do. Maybe Cash wants a round two. He has his pick of me or you.

Edited (rhyming was not intentional) 2017-12-26 05:55 (UTC)

Yeah yeah he'll pick you get in your preening.

You can have him afterwards.

Rock bottom.

But you're still my favourite of the dregs left at this school.

Flattery corrupts both the receiver and the giver.

For whom?

I know at least one person who'd find your knife skills appealing.

Missing fingers. Very sensual.

Some people enjoy a cutting wit.

Most often those who aren't doing the bleeding.

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