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WARDED TO HAZEL*

Hazel. Hi. [...] How do you kiss boys?

[ * and backdated to yesterday, since i accidentally made the timeline fucky ]

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Cash/Hazel

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Sorry. In the battle of wits, my hangover is winning.

Cash/Hazel

[lilwitchhazel]

[.....] A hangoverrrr ♥ I'm so proud of you.

Are you SURE it's not Toddy?? Because I DEF won't tell him

I'll let you off the hook for now.

Cash/Hazel

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I've made [...] a series of errors in judgement, none of which are to be encouraged.

Cash/Hazel

[lilwitchhazel]

I just want you to live a little in high school, Cash!! Sounds like you're starting to get there, with the boozing and the incoming smooching ;)

Actually have you ever kissed anyone ever?? Do you need me to explain?? Do you Hey just because I'm so proud of you, free protip: don't go heavy on the tongue, it's not cute.

Cash/Hazel

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IT'S NOT FOR M It's not f [...] My life is truly a rollercoaster.

Reasonable. I don't want anyone's tongue in my mouth.

Cash/Hazel

[lilwitchhazel]

Gooood, you need a bit of upheaval! I worry about you :(

Ok buuut you def want a bit. Just not like. All tongue all the time. Trust me.

Cash/Hazel

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I'm sorry my relative sobriety has been so upsetting.

A little [ ....... ] I'm [...] almost certainly visualizing this incorrectly. You're the authority. I have to respect the hierarchy of experience.

Cash/Hazel

[lilwitchhazel]

You're literally killing me, Cash. :( Since you've made the leap though, can I get you a drink at the next Grotto party~?

Def am an authority - lemmie know if you need any more tips for smooch-wooing this mystery man.

Cash/Hazel

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No faith in my commitment to prefecting, I see.

[...] Will do. [...] Don't worry, I suspect it won't become relevant again.

Cash/Hazel

[lilwitchhazel]

There are a bazillion other prefects who don't drink and, also, a bazillion of them who do. Sooooo...

Uhh why not?? You can't just kiss the dude once.

Cash/Hazel

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So, I'm ineffectual and my presence won't be missed. Got it.

How much tutoring do you think I'll need?

Cash/Hazel

[lilwitchhazel]

I'm just sayin your prefecting presence won't be missed, but the loss of your boozy friend presence would be devastating.

Oh man, we're talking tutoring now? Cash, are you flirting with me???

Cash/Hazel

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You were the boy in question all along.

Cash/Hazel

[lilwitchhazel]

I KNEW it.

But for reals practice makes perfect! Get out there and lock lips, and I'm always happy to give pointers ♥ you're growing up so fast.

Cash/Hazel

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I'm predictable.

[ .................................. ] I'd prefer if you don't tell anyone I asked you about this because [...] of [...] reasons.

Cash/Hazel

[lilwitchhazel]

It's very cute.

My lips are sealed (except for smooching~)