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[dinahdanger]

I'm wearing like eighteen American flags and I've never felt so close to Bald Eagle Jesus

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[godzillabutworse]

You're like Uncle Sam's COOL BABY SISTER.

[dinahdanger]

And I have the power of GRAVY

[godzillabutworse]

WHAT POWERS are conferred by GRAVY??

[dinahdanger]

The power of MASSIVE HEART ATTACKS

[godzillabutworse]

W I C K E D. Time for coronaries!!

[dinahdanger]

HOPE Y'ALL'VE GOT HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!

[bitterlysweet]

This party is FUCKED UP no one has good opinions on who's hottest ALSO America's mediocre and Jesus wasn't an eagle VERY BORING

[dinahdanger]

We should fill the pool with maple syrup like beaver Jesus intended

[bitterlysweet]

Beaver Jesus is my lord and savior even though I'm not a Christian but whatever he's a way better mascot anyway.

[dinahdanger]

Our Father, who art in Brampton

[somethingwick_ed]

Ew, is that what Americans do on New Years?

[casperkim]

No.

[somethingwick_ed]

Then is she just doing it because she's an idiot [...] herself?

[casperkim]

Yes. [...] Carney's party has a theme. But that was all Dixon.

[dinahdanger]

It was his magic chest and I agreed

[somethingwick_ed]

You still let it happen. You must look like a nightmare.

[dinahdanger]

I've heard rumours about incredibly dangerous fireworks too and I hope they also shoot flags

[somethingwick_ed]

Don't die before returning to school.

[dinahdanger]

Would you miss me Gramps?????

[somethingwick_ed]

1) Not Gramps
2) I just don't want you dead

[gonnabefamous]

Baby Bald Eagle Jesus or Gorn Man Carpenter Bald Eagle Jesus?

[dinahdanger]

UH is there a Bald Eagle Jesus that's like a crazy patriotic version of the Crow??

[gonnabefamous]

Grown Man Carpenter Bald Eagle Jesus is the closest.

[dinahdanger]

I feel close enough to give him makeup tips then. He needs more lipstick.

[gonnabefamous]

I mean, who doesn't?