gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

Welcome to the newest members of the Club Presidents Club. If either of you are interested in hosting a school-wide event, Event Committee is always happy to support, in any way, big or small. Refreshments, decorations, entertainment, whatever. We've also done joint events in the past and would be happy to do so again. This applies to all the veteran presidents as well.

(Many congratulations to the new TAs also.)

[Event Committee]

Concerns were raised over insincere candygrams and I am taking them seriously. Assuming we opt to continue the Valentine's flower deliveries this year, we'll be adding measures to minimize abuse while still affording our shyer students the anonymity they've come to expect. I'll be working with Mr. Hightower on this, but I'm happy to bring any ideas to him.

Of more immediate concern, I've spoken with Mr. Hightower and in a change from last year, the Talent Show in its entirety will be serving as entertainment for visitors during conferences at the end of the month. We've been asked to help out with decorations and refreshments and any other ideas we might have to help keep our visitors entertained. For instance, the LARP Club performance last year was quite enjoyable to watch, and perhaps we could encourage more clubs to put on exhibitions this year? Thoughts?

[Ferdie]

We're back. How's the pin feeling today?

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aye?

Next step, finding out what the fuck all a quartermaster does.

You hand out all the weapons for the new annual tradition of fighting to the death in gladiatorial combat. Make sure Ursula gets something sucky like one of those feather-on-a-stick cat toys or else she's murdering all of us.

Can we really say we don't deserve it though?

You raise a valid point!

It will be an honor to lay down and let her cut my head off before I have to put up with adulthood.

That's exactly the sort of dedication I'm looking for in my officers.

You still have a year left before that existential dread becomes palpable, dude. Although, yeah, Ursula is definitely on the short list for people I'd want to execute me.

you gotta get everyone chainmail and swords

Finally, all my contacts in the medieval arms industry can go to some use.