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[dinahdanger]

[Nisha]

B R O

Are you ready to rap battle our way to a TALENT SHOW VICTORY???

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WORST GIRLS

[godzillabutworse]

DUDE

like??

This is E X A C T L Y what my LIFE has been leading up to!!

You got any ideas about what we should RAP ABOUT??

WORST GIRLS

[dinahdanger]

I'M THINKING about how funky and hip we are?? Which is HELLA??

WORST GIRLS

[godzillabutworse]

Aw dude?? HELLA at a B A R E minimum!! We're totes going to like INFORM the MASSES.

WORST GIRLS

[dinahdanger]

I have the perfect song but I NEED TO KNOW:

Do you feel like more of a Polly or a Rhet???

WORST GIRLS

[godzillabutworse]

RHET sounds like someone who RIDES a SKATEBOARD?? So I'm gonna go with POLLY.

WORST GIRLS

[dinahdanger]

OH MAN Rhet's gonna do some super sweet skateboard tricks on stage!!!

We'll need backup dancers too. What boys should we bully???

WORST GIRLS

[godzillabutworse]

N I C E. Should POLLY ride a BROOM??

omg we're getting BACK UP DANCERS??!! Sick. Toto'll say yes before we even ASK him. But does he have RHYTHM?? We need to figure out who's got the GROOVE. Like the MASCOTS but less MUSKY.

WORST GIRLS

[dinahdanger]

SHE SHOULD and she WILL because this is OUR DREAM.

Let's hold auditions and hope we don't end up with like FOUR CHADS??? Chad is definitely a big muskrat.

WORST GIRLS

[godzillabutworse]

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST TALENT SHOW EVER!!

Back up dancing is DEFFO not Chad's area of expertise, anyway. There's not even going to be a VOLCANO. But Y E S who WOULDN'T jump at the chance to dance with US?? During our AWESOME talent show routine???

WORST GIRLS

[dinahdanger]

I mean there could be a volcano but I don't want to overshadow everyone else TOO MUCH??

OH I BET LAZER WOULD BACKUP DANCE FOR US, he's a VERY GOOD son!! We should be super secretive with everyone else so they don't figure out what we're UP to and steal our song.

WORST GIRLS

[godzillabutworse]

Um YEAH like I want everyone else to like have a teensy chance even though an erupting volcano would be SO FRICKIN COOL.

If we HAVE to?? I could PROBS bully Freddy Stoker into back up dancing for us TOO??? Y E S people LOVE secrets too??!! It's PERFECTO. MAYBE we should stage a few selective but slightly misleading LEAKS since that's what like GOOGLE does or whatever.