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[noelnoel]

oh wow
puberty is back for revenge and it's a pizza party on my face
i wonder if i'm going to grow to 7ft this time

Comments

[racingstripe]

MAYBE YOU WILL. Have you been drinking your MILK???

[noelnoel]

no it gives me major scutters
do you think i could have been 7ft if my body had cooperated

[racingstripe]

We should PROBABLY go back in time to find out. This is REALLY important.

[bubblewrapped]

We're going to need some bigger-on-the-inside magic in the cabin so you don't hit your head.

[racingstripe]

Gotta sleep on the ROOF bro, SORRY!!

[bubblewrapped]

We'll help you move your mattress up there.

[noelnoel]

can we install a sunroof so i can visit sometimes

[bubblewrapped]

With a ladder or a fireman pole?

[professionalcorpse]

i really think they sort you guys into your cabin based on a strict height requirement.

they're scaling you.

[noelnoel]

i can't believe i'm finally going to outgrow jeffy

do you think the others will grow too

[professionalcorpse]

probably. you've got to maintain the bell curve!

[bubblewrapped]

Probably just another part of all those secret tests MACUSA is running on us.

[professionalcorpse]

sorting children based on various height scales?

[racingstripe]

We're BIRDS! We just want to be closer to the SKY!!

[professionalcorpse]

probably safer than building wings out of wax paper and feathers, i guess. just - mythologically speaking.

[junipercrane]

If you grew that high, it would be more difficult for us to see your pox-ridden face, so....bonus?

[noelnoel]

that's TRUE
nobody can tell i'm ugly if they all look like ants to me

[junipercrane]

See! And also, you can step on them. But not me, please, I am already small.

[lilipad]

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But you usually have such nice skin.

[noelnoel]

i know!!! i didn't even have skin problems my first go around
it's like my body just realized it forgot so now it's giving me all the acne i would've had all at once

if you see me you'll never want to snog me again

[lilipad]

Did you eat anything weird? You're lactose intolerant, right?

[...]

You wouldn't want to kiss me, either.

[riledup]

ima need more sacrifices

[noelnoel]

what are we sacrificing to

[gonnabefamous]

You too?

[noelnoel]

YOU TOO?????