(no subject)

[victimless]

[Archie]

It's that time again. A weekly review of your crimes and misdeeds.

How likely is it that this "plague" will be traced back to you?

Comments

Hero/Archie

[cherubic]

Not impossible but difficult to definitively prove.

I hadn't anticipated so much sharing.

Hero/Archie

[victimless]

There's your first lesson. Make less appetizing cookies next time. Or perhaps only enough for a single serving.

But [...] alright. Accusations are fine, you have a reputation. Suspicion naturally falls upon you. Unfair sophomore discrimination is not sufficient to get someone expelled.

Hero/Archie

[cherubic]

Their generosity was very inconvenient.

I can endure suspicion. And I'll make sure to maintain my innocence.

Hero/Archie

[victimless]

Perhaps next time, you should distribute several to random innocents so they can't trace a pattern.

Everyone else should do the same. I'll keep an eye out for the weak links in our year.

Hero/Archie

[cherubic]

Good idea. It's just acne, after all. I think some of the upperclassmen are being a bit histrionic.

[...] Thank you for looking out for me.

Hero/Archie

[victimless]

Image is important. You want to present a consistent face to the world. And speaking of consistency, I hope you know some new recipes. Sugar cookies are tainted now.

Simple self-preservation. When you look bad, I look bad.

Hero/Archie

[cherubic]

I think I'll have to avoid baked goods altogether. I've told Adeline about my breakthrough with crystallized potions.

I understand.