gooseberryhigh | Posted at ~9:30 AM

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Posted at ~9:30 AM

[Clementine]

Decourt, tell me you're not all the way in fuckin Ebonhide right now.

[Coppertale Quidditch]

[...] Hey. You all did good yesterday.

But if any of you assholes make the team, don't you fuckin forget that Coppertale takes precedence over the school team. If it's anything like last year, scouts are gonna be there for our spring games too, and I'd rather brag that Coppertale won the fuckin House Cup rather than one match against a shitass public school. (No offense, Lewis.) You all hear me?

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artificing shed

Oh thank fuck. The lodge is full of goddamn mistletoe.

seriously? it's not even christmas

We can file a joint fuckin complaint with the holiday police once you get me free. I was on my way to class and I stepped under it on the second floor.

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dumbass

Come on. You want me to say please? I'm saying please, Decourt.

i'm already on my way but please continue

Of the two Ebonhide captains I could kiss, I'd probably choose to kiss you.

i'll give you 20 dragots if you can get quayle to kiss you

Shit. My inability to turn down a dare, warring with my fundamental disgust of Quayle. What the fuck do I do now?

Cheek/hand kisses count.

Gross. You know that asshole would really get into a hand kiss. I mean, not with me, but he's pretentious enough for that shit.

if quayle tongues your hand i'll give you 40 dragots

I've never been able to do like just one thing in my LIFE dude.

Shit, of course ~~you're~~ we're gonna be doing more than one thing, I just want the more goddamn important thing to be Coppertale. Like if they find another tiny tyrant captain like they had last year and she's working you to death and I'm working you to death, you better fuckin die on her time and not mine, right?

Yeah yeah yeah I like BLEED orange or whatever for sure!! PROMISE you'll get ALL the BEST from my shambling corpse!! Anyway I gotta impress the scouts at like ALL my games??

I was gonna say... basically if you see some weird adults in the crowd for a game, it's safe to say they're scouts, but like, this fuckin school's full of weird adults now?

Yeah and they're all like wearing black all the time?? Like dudes I K N O W high schools sucks and stuff but it ain't a funeral my friends!! Idk maybe one of us'll get scouted as like an AUROR instead?? That'd be alright I guess???

Same goes for you asshole.

Good luck you're all way better than everyone else.

Hey, I know that already. Still can't believe you didn't go for it.

I know I'll get on a team. I don't need it.

[Sy]
Ok so.

I got some letters over the summer. And I'm talking to some people. I just want to like where I end up.

Dude. Are you fuckin serious?

So, what, you've got your pick of teams now? For how long?

I didn't want to sound like the shithead who's all oh yeah I've got tons of offers or whatever.

My dad's helping me with figuring out contracts. I just [...] want to be close to my parents and where it's easy to apparate to see Zav. Sucks you'll probably end up on the west coast though.

Shit. If it was me, I'd be bragging to everyone like every fuckin day.

I mean [...] maybe. My old man would goddamn flip if I went on to be a dumb Quid player instead of something he could brag about to all his fake friends. I wouldn't want to stay in California, for sure. So I dunno. Maybe [...] we won't be so far.

Yeah well you're not me.

Fuck that guy. [...] But yeah it'd be cool if we lived kinda close. You and Rosy are like [...] important to me? I was kinda fucked up thinking I wouldn't see you as much.

Duh, dude! We're FOXES FIRST!

[...] And thanks.

Have we ever given you any reason to doubt our loyalties, Cap?

At least you'll always have ME!!!

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