UMMMMM. Yeah! Like the fact that youโre the best and heโs the worst??? Heโs literally the Grinch. Like, where is Christmas? I donโt know. Check Casperโs bag.
[...]
I saw them in the lodge. And she had this look when he kis...
Webster. Calm down. Iโll kill him. Itโs fine. Like, there are a lot of mushrooms that can kill a man. Mmmm, take a bite of this spaghett, you weird ghoul. Yes, itโs supposed to taste like HEAVEN. (Because heโll be dead, get it?)
[...]
Or, like, I could just give him very public diarrhea.
But like, I don't think she does. She is kind and good to her core. Not a mean bone in her body.
You know what? I figured it out! There must be something about Casper we don't know. Something Gwen has seen that we haven't. Like a skill or a quirk or a secret sense of humor. [...] Is Parseltongue sexy? sexier than Spanish and French?
I donโt care if heโs the King Koopa of laying pipe, nothing is making up for that bland ass personality. He is literally joyless. And nobody wants to fuck a snake! Thatโs not it.
Lilika![...] I love you. You are a true friend. Of course, I can't allow myself to agree with anything you said about Casper, but I will stop going to bat for him.
Okay, new theory: Gwen is attracted to Casper because she likes a project. Because she is a good person, and not secretly evil. Thoughts?
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Wait. Do I want to know?
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But now I also need to know. How bad is it?
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Itโs SO BAD.
Well, good for you. He is ... the WORST and you are MUCH handsomer.
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Iโm going through a lot here, so you should be nice to me.
I canโt believe I have to makeout with Casper Kim.
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[...]
What stage of grief are you on?
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[...]
What makes you so sure he's the mystery guy?
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[...]
I saw them in the lodge. And she had this look
when he kis...I just know these things.
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Casper Kim??? Really???
[...] Lilika. You know I trust your intuition implicitly. But like, you really can know this based on only a look?
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everybodyanybody says. Get a haircut, ya bum![...]
Yes. I can. [...] There was also a telling cheek kiss.
HE DOESNโT EVEN SEEM LIKE A GOOD KISSER. Very thin lips.
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[...]
I think we've moved from 'denial' to 'anger.'
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Or, like, I could just give him very public diarrhea.
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I don't mean that.
That was mean.
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You know what? I figured it out! There must be something about Casper we don't know. Something Gwen has seen that we haven't. Like a skill or a quirk or a secret sense of humor. [...] Is Parseltongue
sexy?sexier than Spanish and French?Webster/Lilika
I donโt care if heโs the King Koopa of laying pipe, nothing is making up for that bland ass personality. He is literally joyless. And nobody wants to fuck a snake! Thatโs not it.
Gwen must be secretly evil.
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Okay, new theory: Gwen is attracted to Casper because she likes a project. Because she is a good person, and not secretly evil. Thoughts?
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[...] I think sheโs probably evil.
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I don't know. You're the one that likes her.Learn the Black Speech or something.
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YOU are the one who set us up for the masquerade dance.
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I think I'm going to go play some music. Thanks for everything, Lilika. I mean it.
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[......]
Kidding.
Mostly.
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Love you too.