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[dinahdanger]

Anyone with an interest in backup dancing should APPLY NOW. No further details will be given until you have been VETTED and signed a totally legally binding nondisclosure agreement!!

[Nisha]

1. You are a BADASS


2. We need to CELEBRATE how much of a BADASS you are


3. I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR THAT FOR KARMA HAS SMILED UPON GIANT ADULT.

Comments

[quickbuck]

this is so vague and threatening

[dinahdanger]

OH COOL, I was worried it wouldn't come across that way!

[quickbuck]

if you give me 2 more details i'll consider signing up

[dinahdanger]

We'll need to know what member of Destiny's Child you most identify with

And your muskiness level might HELP or HURT you.

[bitterlysweet]

If you sign up I dunno if we'll ever see you again.

[dinahdanger]

You might see a copy of him

[bitterlysweet]

Hey it's original Todd or nothing.

[quickbuck]

but how else am i gonna get super good at dancing??

[godzillabutworse]

THAT'S part of the ALLURE.

[quickbuck]

it IS attention-catching

[dinahdanger]

Backup dance to the death

WORST GIRLS

[godzillabutworse]

THANK YOU?? AND I like totes agree??? Both that I am BADASS and that we should CELEBRATE.

LISTEN Giant Adult?? For SURE needs to treat herself after her HEROIC ACTIONS earlier this week???? SO what do you have in MIND?????

WORST GIRLS

[dinahdanger]

How curious are you about the SAUNA??

WORST GIRLS

[godzillabutworse]

On a SCALE of YES?? To like A LOT??? A super whole bunch bc I'm PRETTY sure they get up to some dark ass rituals in there???? WHY ELSE would the prefects ALWAYS be talking about keeping it CLEAN?????

[cheer_leader]

This is my official sign up

[dinahdanger]

Your application is officially submitted for CONSIDERATION.

[quickbuck]

Okay, I'll sign up

[godzillabutworse]

You're going to be our shining star.

But

like

in the background

and not brighter than either of us.

[quickbuck]

you have my word

[cygninae]

[...]

How hard is it.

[godzillabutworse]

CAN'T SAY that'd give it away.

[cygninae]

Sounds too hard for me then.

[beansontoast]

Well that sounds dangerous and fun!

[godzillabutworse]

LONI CAN WE COUNT ON YOU??

[beansontoast]

I don't know what for but sure why not!