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[taxation_is_theft]

[Warded to Nia]

K so like

what if a dude is calling you an asshole right

but you kinda like it

what the fuck does that mean?


But also

like what's a good way to remind people that your brother wasn't cool

bc they keep acting like he was

even tho he wasn't

and they only do it when they're shitting on me

and i wanna punch them in the face, but like maybe you got a better solution or smth


[Warded to Miguel Private]

Why the fuck are you over here letting people assume your first kiss sucked

Why are you asking the whole fucking school a hypothetical question like a jackass

You could have just talked to



[Warded to Miguel]


Jogging in the morning. Stalking that girl with the hair. She consented. So if I'm gone when you wake up, that's why.



[warded to Sophomores]

If a Dinosaur and an astronaut gets into a fist fight on the moon, who would win?

Comments

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

IS the DINOSAUR wearing a spacesuit??

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

For fairness, yes. But he didn't go to astronaut school.

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

OK OK OK question 2: what kinda dinosaur LIKE?? T-REX??? Triceratops??? V E L O C I R A P T O R????

Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

go big or go home

t-rex

Sophomores

[godzillabutworse]

Gonna go with ASTRONAUT cuz like T-Rex is at like a M A J O R?? Disadvantage with those teeny weeny arms, dude.

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

What time period are we in??

Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

disco 70s

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

Then the real winner is DONNA SUMMER

Re: Sophomores

[taxation_is_theft]

no gtfo ur playin wrong

Sophomores

[dinahdanger]

Are you saying Donna Summer can't be an astronaut OR a dinosaur??

Quentin

[cheer_leader]

So what's going on?

Quentin/Concordia

[taxation_is_theft]

I'm thinkin the astronaut took a ur momma joke too far and personally pissed off a massive t-rex but i'm open to alternate interpretations.

Quentin/Concordia

[cheer_leader]

No that sounds about right.

I mean why did you attack Spencer on Miqui's post?

Quentin/Concordia

[taxation_is_theft]

attack is a strong word. i said like five words to him and they weren't even mean.

Quentin/Concordia

[cheer_leader]

Okay why did you two have not so nice words at each other?

Miguel/Quentin

[colitaderana]

don't call it stalking if she said it was ok

since when do you go jogging in the mornin

you're acting wei

okay, thanks for letting me know

Miguel/Quentin

[taxation_is_theft]

np

Quentin

[heyitsnia]

Wait. Wait. Wait. Society likes to tell kids that being mean is a sign of affection in adolescents and teenagers. And I'm going to tell you right now that that's not true. It's absolutely toxic. It's unacceptable. EVERYONE deserves to be respected, Quentin.

[................................] Jesus Christ what is wrong with me

I know your brother seemed super dumb because he was your brother? But, like, aside from the fact that I think he might still live in the woods looking for his gold, he was an alright guy.

But that doesn't excuse being shit on. Who's shitting on you?

And in the meantime, if you want advice, I find that utterly ignoring people who are shitty is the best revenge. Even better than fists. Believe me. I've ripped a few earrings out in my time, it's not worth the energy. And you might get their blood on your clothes. Ew.

Quentin

[taxation_is_theft]

k but also i'm an asshole, so does EVERYONE really deserve to be respected? Or like is this like a just deserts kinda situation?

No he was dumb. His entire theory on the moon landing was wrong af. Mine's better. But I digress. I also ain't no snitch. But it also wasn't warded. I told that guy with the face asshole to stop corrupting Miguel and he quoted my own brother at me like that dumbass came up with that dumb saying all by his own dumbass self. How you gonna quote my own family's motto at me. [...] But I ain't natalie, I ain't trying to tattle on anyone.

K so what you're saying is, I need to rip out a few earrings first and then find you center of peace and think bout becoming the bigger person and ignorin em?


Robin's also actually living in the woods, I brought him a pb&j sandwich last week.

Quentin

[heyitsnia]

Well everyone but, like, the Grindelwald types? Screw that guy. [...] But you should treat people with respect, in general and [....]

[.................]

[......................]

Okay first of all, definitely don't go ripping earrings out. Just[...] forget I said anything. Find your center first. Turn the other cheek. Be the bigger person, even when you're the short one.

And second [...] face asshole?

Re: Quentin

[taxation_is_theft]

yeah fuck that guy. But like what if this guy also like makes sure i don't catch myself on fire and put an icepack on my head that one time i ran into the bed and keeps pestering me about going to class and won't let me sleep through class and yells at me but like in a mom way.

ok i guess. I was getting comfortable with the thought of ripping out earrings but I guess I can take that off the bucket list. But for the rest of that, idk how to do any of that other stuff.

Yeah, that guy that keeps talking about kissing people like he invented it. Almost as bad as the sophomores with that shit. His last name is candy or smth.

Sophomores

[beansontoast]

Why the moon the dino is just going so suffocate?

Sophomores

[beansontoast]

Also do dinosaurs have fists??

Sophomores

[beansontoast]

If the dinosaur can bite the astronaut real quick he can puncture the suit and they'll both suffocate so for now I vote a draw.

Sophomores

[colitaderana]

The T-Rex is ALSO wearing a space suit but for fairness, he did not go to astronaut school.