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[lilwitchhazel]

[Warded to Team Gooseberry Cheer Squad]

Heyyyyyy y'aaaaaaaall ♥ Welcome to TEAM HAZ GOOSEBERRY CHEER~!!! I'm soooooooo pumped to work with you guys and make sure we totally kill it and show all those losers at Ilvermorny and Hogwarts that Gooseberry is the best alllll around~!

This is going to be SUPER fun bit it's also NOT going to be a cakewalk; cheer is a legit thing that requires junk like coordination and strength so you don't hurt yourself and other people. So, get ready!!! We're gonna work hard and get buff(er) and I'm going to personally make sure that you're all oozing school spirit from your pores before the match against Ilvermorny.

That being said though, I'm going to make sure our routines cover most skill levels AND I'm gonna have, essentially, cheer office hours a bunch in lead up to the games to help anyone who needs to get up to speed or wants extra practice. I want to make sure I'm available for extra help, especially since I know not everyone is normally on cheer ♥ I got you guys, I promise.

We'll coordinate practice times and stuff with the Quid team ideally, annnnnnd everything is going to be freaking awesome!! If you wanna talk to me about any concerns or whatevs I'm super happy to do that~ LET'S GO GOOSEBERRY!!!!!!!!!


[Warded to Casey Private]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Comments

Gooseberry Cheer

[bitterlysweet]

HELL YEAH

I want a challenge. Fuck me up, Keating.

Gooseberry Cheer

[lilwitchhazel]

Get ready to get DESTROYED ♥

[cupquake]

OBVIOUSLY we know cheer is a legit th
Um, there are other captains on your squad who cou
Okay,

[lilwitchhazel]

Gooseberry Cheer

[cupquake]

I'm so excited!! ♥

Gooseberry Cheer

[lilwitchhazel]

♥ It's gonna be so goooooooood.

Gooseberry Cheer

[riledup]

get me in that air boo i'm ready

Gooseberry Cheer

[lilwitchhazel]

We got some solid boyos, you're def going in the air.

Gooseberry Cheer

[riledup]

thank fuck i lasted like three and a half minutes on my new year diet i need strong boys to heft me high

Gooseberry Cheer

[lilwitchhazel]

tbf diets suck

Gooseberry Cheer

[riledup]

everyone else work harder mama wants pringles

Gooseberry Cheer

[neattrick]

I demand either to throw or be thrown

Gooseberry Cheer

[riledup]

you should try throwing me

Gooseberry Cheer

[neattrick]

I totally could

Gooseberry Cheer

[riledup]

if you drop me at least it'll only be like a no foot drop

Gooseberry Cheer

[lilwitchhazel]

I mean we can try if we get Clem SUPER buff.

Gooseberry Cheer

[riledup]

i'm into it i like a tough bitch

Gooseberry Cheer

[lilipad]

Junie already asked but what's your official policy on super short skirts?

Gooseberry Cheer

[gonnabefamous]

I need to know this too. How much leg can I show?

Gooseberry Cheer

[junipercrane]

I am so grateful you guys are asking the serious questions. Thank you!

Re: Gooseberry Cheer

[gonnabefamous]

That's what us seniors are here for!

Gooseberry Cheer

[lilwitchhazel]

Like, almost all of it ideally.

Gooseberry Cheer

[gonnabefamous]

So like twelve feet?

Gooseberry Cheer

[lilwitchhazel]

I mean as long as you guys are wearing your cheer shorts underneath I don't care?? But I'll sort out with Thorn what the school's policy on short skirts is (sigh).

Goosecheer

[gonnabefamous]

That sounds awesome! You're going to be a great captain, Hazelnut!

Though, can we leave oozing pores out of it?

Goosecheer

[lilwitchhazel]

Thaaanks ♥ This team is just great, I can't wait to start practicing!!

[.........]

FAIR. You've already met your school spirit quota anyways.