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To the person who gave Cameron, Noel, and Webster poisoned cookies: I know who you are. I’m sure you thought we’d all just forget about it but I won’t. I suggest you keep a close eye on your own food.

And I suspect more of you knew about it than you’re letting on. If you confess now, I’ll spare you. If I find out later that you knew, you’ll suffer a similar fate.

[Natalie]

You should really apologize to Webster.

[Gwen]

Something frightening is going to happen to you. Pretty soon, I think.

[Webster]

This is it. I’m gonna get the evil eye for sure this time.

[Noel]

[…]

Are you going to the Grotto party?

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Someone poisoned Webster? Is he okay?

[Lilika]

[...] ~~Is that a threat?~~

~~Did I do something~~

What?

He's fine.

[Lilika/Gwen]

I don't know what. I don't really like scrying.

But I'll look into it more, if you want.

What happened to him? ~~Should I~~ ~~I should go see how he is~~

[Lilika/Gwen]

~~OH ITS A VISION~~

Jesus, Lilika, I thought you were saying you were going to kill me. Something you divined? I hate those, always so unhelpful.

She's referring to the acne incident. Everyone's fine.

~~Have you not seen him for~~

Let's just say that for as long as I've known him, Webster Knox has always had naturally luminous skin.

[Lilika/Gwen]

Oh, sorry. Mhmm. It was pretty fuzzy though. All I know right now is that you seemed scared.

[...] Oh. I didn't think that was much of an incident. Although I'd be pretty ticked if someone caused me to breakout on purpose.

Wait, everyone missed class because of some breakouts? Wow, how bad was it?

He looked fine to me, but I don't really regard breakouts as anything significant, I suppose. We all get them sometimes.

[Lilika/Gwen]

That narrows it down. I'm scared of a lot of stuff.

It wasn't [...] the lake or anything, right? That you saw?

It was bad and pretty painful.

~~It wasn't much of an incident.~~ It was [...] fairly severe as far as such things go. But, like I said, everyone's fine.

Ouch. Poor things. Not naming names on the poisoner?

Was it contagious? I swore a lot more people missed class than Webster, Cameron, and Noel. I hope whoever started it got points taken.

No. It wasn't contagious. But their generosity resulted in collateral damage and there was a second incident afterward. So far, I don't think anyone's untangled that part of it.

Nobody knows who did it yet. ~~Ignacz included, I'm guessing.~~

Edited (Casper doesn't use first names!) 2018-01-11 17:46 (UTC)

You should really try speaking for yourself sometime.

omg who is such a psycho they mess with cookies

It's my responsibility as prefect to advise you report the guilty party to staff.

I am.

Should I be blunt? I assume you're either bluffing to get information or jumping to conclusions.

Edited 2018-01-11 20:01 (UTC)

Thanks for clearing that up. I was really worried. ~~Does Lilika not like you or something~~

Sure.

It was highly irritating and inconvenient. And apparently not accidental. Pretty ticked is an understatement.

~~Yea, but poisoned makes it sound like~~

~~It wasn't~~

I'm sorry for making light of it. Just [...] poisoned makes it sound really different, you know? ~~I am a shitty roommate sorry~~

Are you like a CSI?? But with like DIVINATION???

I didn't eat any cookies and apparently it wasn't contagious, so I've still no idea how it happened, but poisoning doesn't sound so unreasonable.

That really sucks, Ursula. I just thought ~~you~~ people were having a bad day. [...] You looked very nice this morning, by the way.

Edited (Gwen says please dont kill her) 2018-01-11 18:26 (UTC)

We got poisoned without getting that momentary joy of thinking someone liked us enough to send cookies for even a second.

Maybe we were the real targets all along.

~~Do you really~~ I just [...] hope whoever it is was like, trying for a prank and now sees how funny it wasn’t, and won’t do it again.
I’m sorry this happened.

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