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[lilipad]

To the person who gave Cameron, Noel, and Webster poisoned cookies: I know who you are. I’m sure you thought we’d all just forget about it but I won’t. I suggest you keep a close eye on your own food.

And I suspect more of you knew about it than you’re letting on. If you confess now, I’ll spare you. If I find out later that you knew, you’ll suffer a similar fate.

[Natalie]

You should really apologize to Webster.

[Gwen]

Something frightening is going to happen to you. Pretty soon, I think.

[Webster]

This is it. I’m gonna get the evil eye for sure this time.

[Noel]

[…]

Are you going to the Grotto party?

Comments

[gwenniepop]

[...] Oh. I didn't think that was much of an incident. Although I'd be pretty ticked if someone caused me to breakout on purpose.

Wait, everyone missed class because of some breakouts? Wow, how bad was it?

[lilipad]

It was bad and pretty painful.

[gwenniepop]

Ouch. Poor things. Not naming names on the poisoner?

[lilipad]

I prefer taking matters into my own hands.

[gwenniepop]

[...] Just saying up front that it was not me, then.

[lilipad]

I know. You've been cleared of all ch that charge.

[casperkim]

It wasn't much of an incident. It was [...] fairly severe as far as such things go. But, like I said, everyone's fine.

[gwenniepop]

Was it contagious? I swore a lot more people missed class than Webster, Cameron, and Noel. I hope whoever started it got points taken.

[casperkim]

No. It wasn't contagious. But their generosity resulted in collateral damage and there was a second incident afterward. So far, I don't think anyone's untangled that part of it.

Nobody knows who did it yet. Ignacz included, I'm guessing.

[lilipad]

You should really try speaking for yourself sometime.

[casperkim]

I am.

Should I be blunt? I assume you're either bluffing to get information or jumping to conclusions.

[gwenniepop]

Thanks for clearing that up. I was really worried. Does Lilika not like you or something

[casperkim]

Sure.

[cecaelian]

It was highly irritating and inconvenient. And apparently not accidental. Pretty ticked is an understatement.

[gwenniepop]

Yea, but poisoned makes it sound like

It wasn't

I'm sorry for making light of it. Just [...] poisoned makes it sound really different, you know? I am a shitty roommate sorry

[cecaelian]

I didn't eat any cookies and apparently it wasn't contagious, so I've still no idea how it happened, but poisoning doesn't sound so unreasonable.

[gwenniepop]

That really sucks, Ursula. I just thought you people were having a bad day. [...] You looked very nice this morning, by the way.

[cecaelian]

Thank you, it's cleared up by now, but it took a considerable amount of products and I can still find evidence if I look closely enough. I can only imagine how poorly this went for those students with less meticulous skincare regimens.

[soundscaped]

We got poisoned without getting that momentary joy of thinking someone liked us enough to send cookies for even a second.

Maybe we were the real targets all along.

[cecaelian]

There's no way I would have eaten multiple cookies by myself if it wasn't my birthday, so I suppose I should be thankful my suffering didn't have to be shared by others.

I can't imagine what we could possibly have in common though.

[heyitsnia]

Flawless recovery, though. The best kind of revenge.

[cecaelian]

No other option, of course.

[gonnabefamous]

Does poisoned mean dead? I just thought it meant someone slipped us something in our food or water.

[gwenniepop]

I get that, but it just made you break out so was it really that bad. It's not that big argh forget it

But it sounds terrible. I'm really sorry.

[browbeats]

You can technically say poison if it caused an illness. Which, sure, it was an illness of the skin.