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[colitaderana]

Are the house elves putting mints on pillows now???

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[cheer_leader]

WHAT?? NO. I DIDN'T GET ONE.

[colitaderana]

Guess they just like me better xoxo

[cheer_leader]

That is so unfair.

[colitaderana]

Guess they knew not even mints could fix your garlic asada fries breath amor

[cheer_leader]

Don't be jealous cause I didn't share with you.

[colitaderana]

you fry those in lard, i'm not eating them

[cheer_leader]

Actually, I baked them.

[colitaderana]

Oh, then I would've eaten them

[cheer_leader]

And now you'll never get to, because you're mean. Apesta ser tú.

[colitaderana]

Te recordaré como solías ser cuando eres una gordita-cordita

[cheer_leader]

I work out way too much for that to happen.

Again, jealous. Won't eat fried foods because it'll go to your hips, mi amor? Sucks to have such a bad metabolism.

[colitaderana]

Keeping my pores and my arteries unclogged. Can't say the same for your blackheads.

[cheer_leader]

My face is beautiful. No need to lie, Miqui.

[colitaderana]

I brought my charcoal extractor mask from home. Do you really want to put it to the test?

[cheer_leader]

The fact that you even have one says a lot more about you than it does about me.

[taxation_is_theft]

idk that's not really surprising

[cheer_leader]

How is that not surprising!?

[taxation_is_theft]

bc you suspicious af

cook fries good tho

[cheer_leader]

I cook for you, listen to you, and you treat me like this?

You're breaking my heart.