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[colitaderana]

Are the house elves putting mints on pillows now???

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[colitaderana]

Then if he approves of me giving you this mint, I'll consider it.

[cherubic]

One moment.

[victimless]

I cannot believe

You can give him the mint. I assure you that no harmful repercussions will fall upon you, and I also must reluctantly confirm that Archie's products are quite efficacious.

[colitaderana]

Thank you. I'll take that under advisement.

[cherubic]

What scents and flavors are you partial to?

[colitaderana]

Um.

Violets.

And whatever flavor you use for Hero should be fine.

[cherubic]

Violets are beautiful.

I momentarily confused them with lilacs. Lilacs are notably difficult to make into a perfume.

[colitaderana]

Why are lilacs difficult?

[cherubic]

It's fragile scent.

[colitaderana]

I don't think I've actually smelled one other than in my abuelo's old cologne from Havana.

[cherubic]

Perfumery is a fascinating art. It's [...] impractical, though.

*waves encouragement wand!!*

[colitaderana]

I guess when I think about how most products these days are scented, I don't see how it could be impractical?? If you can mask a scent completely or almost completely, isn't that way better than all of us walking around smelling like a bathroom floor?

[victimless]

As his prefect, I wouldn't precisely call myself unbiased, but I promise I am not lying. His toothpaste truly is quite nice.

[tartinedeflageolets]

Thank you for lending your authoritative air to this dispute.

[victimless]

Ah, well. Who am I to stand in the way of scientific progress?

[tartinedeflageolets]

You are très enlightened and the school needs more prefects like you.

[godzillabutworse]

Downright GENEROUS with those compliments, Hero!!

[victimless]

It is, after all, [...] a prefect's duty to be [...] encouraging of your classmates.