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[cherubic]

Bad news. I regret to inform everyone that the mint left on Miguel de la Guardia's pillow had in fact been tampered with. It was dipped in a concentrated potion similar to a Confusing Concoction.

We should all avoid accepting mysterious foods left out for us. Even when signed. Please confirm with the sender before consuming.

Comments

[colitaderana]

...Confusing Concoction.

Why?

[cherubic]

It would have left you delirious, confused and ill for at least twenty-hour hours.

I don't know why. Who can say.

[colitaderana]

But I don't know anybody who hates m

Okay. Pues. Thanks.

[taxation_is_theft]

what the fuck are your intentions why the fuck are you lying to

Sounds serious.

You give a teacher your contaminated mint?

[taxation_is_theft]

What would be the point of that

[colitaderana]

I always knew Chad had it out for me.

[balthazard]

Is nothing sacred? Lucky for us they didn't think to have some fun with the drinks last night or we'd all be goners.

[cherubic]

No one wants to ruin a party.

[victimless]

Don't drink anything that isn't sealed.

[somethingwick_ed]

SER Seriously?

I guess there aren't any clues or anything in the manufacture of it that would hint at who it was?

[taxation_is_theft]

Clearly someone good at potions and drugging people.

[cherubic]

Someone with access to Miguel's bed. Otherwise, nothing.

[victimless]

This is truly an epidemic. Are we not allowed to trust anyone anymore?

[balthazard]

See, Rupert? There are worse things that could be in your food than spit.

[godzillabutworse]

holy shit

[cherubic]

I hope this will pass soon. It's likely a copycat.

[colitaderana]

Now I'm like really glad I didn't let you talk me into giving it to you

[addytives]

Ok, this seriously CANNOT keep happening.
Thank you for figuring it out, Archie.
I can make up some detection strips to have on hand for peace of mind.

I'm ALSO gonna see if we need more surveillance/accountability in the potions storeroom or labs bc honestly you guys, this is NOT what you're learning potions for, and you never know what ingredient could cause a bad reaction so maybe just STOP. THANKS.

[cherubic]

Strips are a very good idea. I was imagining drops that could be placed into drinks or onto food which would change color if it were contaminated. Maybe a combination of the two would be best. Different applications.

[...] Mr. Elmasry will agree with you.

[cecaelian]

Thank you. Plagues are one thing, but this is getting out of hand.

[lilipad]

Very clever of you to figure all that out, Archie.

[cherubic]

Oh. Thank you.

I thought I was being paranoid after all the rumors.

[cheer_leader]

This is getting ridiculous.

Concordia

[taxation_is_theft]

Yeah.

Thankfully Archie is here.

To tell us what is and isn’t poisoned.

As a whole school.

Instead of just the prefects.

That’s some solid sophomore unity shit there.

What would we do without him.

Some selfless shit there.

Thank. God.

Wanna come watch Miguel get his ass kicked by me?

[cherubic]

I know. I wish I knew more.

Please look out for Miguel. Just in case.