HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCAS

[stclair]

Left on Lucas' desk, wrapped in sparkly blue paper:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCAS!!!!!

My name is Lady Wintermint and I was ruthlessly murdered by an insect SERIAL KILLER. This ungentlemanly rogue mounted and displayed his victims' bodies in strange ritualistic ways!!!! Luckily, he was APPREHENDED by the proper authorities and sentenced to death by suffocation behind a glass frame. PRETTY IRONIC FATE if you ask me!!!!! ;)

Alas, it is TOO LATE for me to have a dignified death, and so I requested that my GROTESQUE TOMB be given to someone with a kind heart and an appreciation for young ladies with a good sense of humour and DELICATE TIBIAL SPINES. That's you!!!!! Please take good care of me and I promise to scream in a tiny insect voice whenever I see you are in DANGER. ♥

Your not-so-humble servant,
Lady Wintermint (by way of your friend Micah!!!!!)

[A female bark mantis mounted under curved glass in a vintage frame. She does not scream.]

Comments

I cackled out loud at this omg

[bubblewrapped]

The other boys can probably hear Lucas laughing from his desk. He loves this - the bark mantis and the accompanying letter both. He almost definitely drags other friends over to show off the newest member of his collection and read them the letter.

As soon as he finds Micah he thanks him with an enthusiastic hug.