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[taxation_is_theft]

[warded to female sophomores]

I need assistance

Comments

[junipercrane]

I sense romantic tension. Tell it to Junie.

Also, stop messing with Miguel, I need him intact for the talent show.

[taxation_is_theft]

[...]

Idk what you’re talking about. Im not messing with Miguel and I thought you hated him.

I mean I need assistance for the talent show.

I’mma show these motherfuckers fake magic

[junipercrane]

I didn't say I love him, I said I need him. My hatred is irrelevant.

Wait, what? Why would you show them fake magic?

[taxation_is_theft]

Do you love him? Is this you hitting on him? You can be honest. He’s not here.

Bc they can’t do fake magic. And imma show them it.

Wtf are you planning on showing them?

[junipercrane]

No, I'm not an immature male who demonstrates affection by torturing or belittling the object of my desire. That's your forte.

I'm not currently planning to be in the talent show. But I like your premise. 'Fake' magic, when done properly, can be very interesting. So what's the issue?

[taxation_is_theft]

I don’t torture and belittle Miguel anybody. I’m a goddamn gentleman. So who’s your object of desire?

Yeah it’s gonna be grounded in science and math and smart shit and shit. But I need an assistant.

[nightandday]

what [...] do you need assistance with?

[taxation_is_theft]

I want that prize so I’m submitting my name twice so imma need assistants. Imma show them fake magic.

[nightandday]

Like sleight of hand magic?

[taxation_is_theft]

Yeah like illusionary magic

[nightandday]

Do you stick swords through people?

ward

[cheer_leader]

Yesssss?

Dia

[taxation_is_theft]

You don’t count.

But imma show you my magic tricks and you gotta pretend to be an audience member.

Dia

[cheer_leader]

Um, excuse you why the heck don't I count?

Re: Dia

[taxation_is_theft]

Bc I need a hot

Ok I mean you are hot

But like a hot that I’m attracted to

Bc like you’re my fucking bro

Unless you secretly nursing a crush on me

If you nursing a crush on me lemme know and we can make out

Dia + Quentin

[cheer_leader]

W. O. W

No thanks.

Lady Sophs

[beansontoast]

With ROMANCE?

Re: Lady Sophs

[taxation_is_theft]

oh my god what is with this fucking cl

Actually yeah. But also with the talent show. Unless your romance assistance is making a list of names - I don’t need that kinda assistance.

Lady Sophs

[beansontoast]

I can help with that! I'm great at listing names!

Lady Sophs

[cheer_leader]

Don't help him HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT.

Re: Lady Sophs

[taxation_is_theft]

Die mad bout it shorty

Lady Sophs

[beansontoast]

Oh?? Why?

Re: Lady Sophs

[taxation_is_theft]

No London listen I already know everybody’s pros and cons.

But I need an assistant for the talent show

Lady Sophs

[beansontoast]

Oh! What's your act? What kind of assistant do you need?

[inksy]

Yes...