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[princeprincess]

[Warded to Senior Ebonhide Boys, minus Iliya.]

Any of you by chance send a love letter out in Iliya's name? I know you're all real close, and plenty invested in his happiness.

[Warded to Iliya.]

Are you making moves on sophomores? Илия, ти си куче!

[OOC: I'll be slow responding to this for another couple hours!]

Comments

Iliya Free Zone

[ulixes]

Shit, that's not a bad idea. Wish I could take the credit.

Iliya Free Zone

[princeprincess]

Someone beat you to the punch, my love.

I'm just doing a little research to figure out the source of this note. It doesn't seem like Iliya's style, and I don't want anyone to pin their heart on Iliya's just yet.

Iliya Free Zone

[ulixes]

Well, when you figure it out, tell whoever it was that they might be a genius.

[...] You're right, though. Wouldn't say it's our boy's usual M.O. Not sober, anyhow.

Iliya Free Zone

[princeprincess]

Someone needs to play matchmaker for him. I've been forbidden.

Apparently the letter sounds very shy, which I suppose is a point in its favor, but... still. Iliya definitely wouldn't have sent it.

Iliya Free Zone

[casperkim]

Or everyone could let Krum handle his own business.

Iliya Free Zone

[casperkim]

[...] You’re really asking me that?

Who is Krum supposed to have sent a love letter?

Iliya Free Zone

[princeprincess]

I didn't want you to feel left out.

Names will not be revealed in order to protect the innocent.

Iliya Free Zone

[casperkim]

How thoughtful.

That will make it difficult to figure out who wrote it, you know.

Iliya Free Zone

[princeprincess]

I'm curious, not planning revenge. I wanted to see if any of you know something, and clearly you don't.

If things take a turn for the supernatural, I'll let you know.

Iliya Free Zone

[casperkim]

I’m not interested in revenge; I’m interested in making sure people don’t fuck with Krum.

I assume you’ll tell him about this?

Kenzie/Iliya

[iliya]

That is not why I taught you Bulgarian.

[...] What did you see?

Kenzie/Iliya

[princeprincess]

Then why did you teach me Bulgarian? So that I could lie to your friends and back up your story that you're not secretly cooing over them?

[.......] Wait. Was there something to see?

Kenzie/Iliya

[iliya]

It is not cooing. It is [...] not giving them expectations.

No. I have not spoken to any sophomores. But... there are the "strangers," yes?

Kenzie/Iliya

[princeprincess]

Call it what you want.

Yes, but this isn't anything so dire. Marie Patterson thinks you might have sent her a love note, and Tally asked me to investigate if it's the real deal. Obviously it's not.

Kenzie/Iliya

[iliya]

[...] I taught you Bulgarian because I did not want to keep secrets.

Ah. [.....] Marie Patterson is asking me if I want to kiss?

Iliya Free Zone

[destructobot]

Uh. Nope.

Iliya Free Zone

[princeprincess]

You did seem like an unlikely suspect. Honestly, I'd accuse Casper before you.

Iliya Free Zone

[casperkim]

[...] And why’s that?

Iliya Free Zone

[princeprincess]

Your unusual level of overall investment in people.

Iliya Free Zone

[casperkim]

[...] Come again?

Iliya Free Zone

[gonnabefamous]

Nah, my method is more gentle teasing and trying to point out the obvious.

Iliya Free Zone

[princeprincess]

A tried and true method.

Iliya Free Zone

[gonnabefamous]

You'd think, and yet...

Iliya Free Zone

[princeprincess]

You can lead a horse to water.

Iliya Free Zone

[gonnabefamous]

Ain't that the truth. Casper will thirst to death before we're through.