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I'm caught somewhere between scared and excited to see my parents. I should be all good to go because I'm not failing or anything, but they always think I can do better and I get that weird parental lecture/talk, you know? THIS IS STRESSFUL. Ok, I'm ok. It's going to be great!

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Have you considered tuning them out?

Oh my mom can definitely tell if I'm ignoring her

That just means you need practice.

Well, yeah. But she's former CIA so it's sorta hard.

Practice makes perfect, Gracie.

Maybe if she HELPED

Then she'd know your techniques. It's no good.

You just need to surround yourself with sophomores the entire time they're here, so that they can't lecture you bc you'll have ten sophomores telling them what a delight you are to have in class.

You think I'm delightful?? I should make you my personal spokespersons.

Hell yeah you should. My job at the compound is public relations, I got that shit down. Lemme follow you around ptc, I got a good eye for when to insert ‘she’s a delight to have in class’ into a convo

If you don't mind my mom questioning you till your eyes roll to the back of your head, sure!

Ok bet

Imma follow you for ptc and Robin can just give my parents the same dumb look around they did last year.

I should probably remind you my mom is former CIA before you officially agree to this.

I wanna remind you imma be viewing this as practice for my future. I need to know to talk to the Feds.

Oh brother..
Don't make her suspicious of you.

Have you met me? I’m low key as fuck. I got this.

Nothing about you is low key, dude.

That’s very hurtful to me on a personal level. I’m the personification of low key. If low key was a noun it would be a person Bc it would be me.

You can lie to yourself but you can't lie to me!

I hope I learn lie detection from your mom

Ugh, girl, me too?? I hate conferences. Like, for so many reasons.

I think it should be ok overall, but my nerves like to get the best of me.

I totally know what you mean.

I'm going to have to entertain my youngest brother for hours too and I don't know what to do woth him. Introduce him to freshmen girls?

No way

We should set up a sling shot obstacle course.

If this involves shooting him - no.

That’s a good idea but no I mean an actual obstacle course. With targets to hit with a sling shot and shit.

It involves him shooting shit.

This sounds like a job for.. you.

I can do that shit today.

If he gets bored of the course, I’ll just tell him which assholes are safe to shoot.*

* that was a joke, probably.

Oh my GOD.

That would be really funny, though. And he can't be suspended for being a 10 year old boy because he doesn't go here.

I'm a bad influence.

Nah man that’s the best influence.

Edited (Quentin’s just gonna bond with her brother and show him how to shoot things with a sling shot. ) 2018-01-26 02:00 (UTC)

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