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[taxation_is_theft]

Who the fuck wants to do a seance to ask the ghosts to abduct some relatives bc apparently murder is still a prosecutable offense

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Quentin

[cant_even]

A seance is a really bad idea.

Re: Quentin

[taxation_is_theft]

Why

Quentin

[cant_even]

Because you don't get any helpful answer and decrepit headless ghosts show up who smell not so great. Or so I hear. A couple juniors tried it last year and got both a) chased out of the woods by a ghost before we were all so jaded by ghosts and b) got in a lot of trouble.

[somethingwick_ed]

No seance.

[prophesie]

give us one good reason why not

[somethingwick_ed]

Because I said no and I'm a prefect.

[prophesie]

i said a good reason

[somethingwick_ed]

That IS is a good reason.

But fine, you want a different good reason? Because you'll get in a lot of trouble and the repercussions will be serious.

[prophesie]

ok i'll get my seance stuff be right back

[somethingwick_ed]

No.

[prophesie]

sǝlpuɐɔ ɟo ʇol ɐ ƃuᴉʎɹɹɐɔ ɯ,ᴉ ¡¡¡¡¡ʎɹɹos ¡¡¡¡ʞlɐʇ ʇ,uɐɔ

[somethingwick_ed]

NO. Come find me immediately!!!!

[prophesie]

hey everybody!!!! good news!!!!!! ru is coming too

[somethingwick_ed]

I am NOT

[..........................]

Fine. You can all go off and die get grievously injured. I'm going to spend time with my family. And ignore you.

[taxation_is_theft]

Need me to drive by tell your parents that you’re a delight to have in class before we go off to get greviously injured?

[somethingwick_ed]

Go do your dumb seance.

[taxation_is_theft]

I can do both. I can multitask and shit

[taxation_is_theft]

So you in on the seance or nah? That part was unclear

[somethingwick_ed]

I hate all of you.

There will be no seance.

[taxation_is_theft]

k see you tomorrow then maybe if we survive the seance

[somethingwick_ed]

TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!

[......]

I'm going to tell the Head students, then.

[taxation_is_theft]

Ru, this isn’t warded.

[somethingwick_ed]

I'm well aware you idiot, I'm going to draw their attention to it.

[taxation_is_theft]

K but you gave us permission so are we really even breaking a rule anymore?

[somethingwick_ed]

Conversation over.

[taxation_is_theft]

lmao we love you ru

[junipercrane]

Murder is a prosecutable offense if you get caught.

[colitaderana]

If he gets caught?

[junipercrane]

It's a vital distinction!