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[butterbear]

It's very satisfying to see when awards are given exactly as they should be. Krum blew us all away at that show. Good job to everyone, naturally. I suppose Ebonhide can't help being the best.

Of course, now we're staring down the barrel of the most romantic month. And I think that gun is really loaded. A little over two weeks isn't long to prep for the dance.

[Warded to Issy]

Speaking of, if you aren't holding out for a more romantic interest, I'd like to take you to the dance. You need to get out more, girl. I won't be offended if you are looking elsewhere, you know that.

Comments

[lilipad]

Are you volunteering to be the Annual Valentine's Day Match Maker?

[butterbear]

Sure, but I don't think you'd like my methods.

[lilipad]

Why's that?

[cecaelian]

It's going to be It's a tight schedule, but we'll make it work.

[butterbear]

I think the Event Committee will be fine. It's all the civilians I'm worried about.

[cecaelian]

We could sell dates again, but this is that matchmaking time of year. I imagine we could get something put together, consult the stars with the help of the Divination students, all of that fun stuff, if there was a demand for assistance.

[ashworthless]

Already?
This school has so many dances.

[bubblewrapped]

Clearly they value a good cardio routine, here.

[butterbear]

All the better to feed on our youthful energy. Or our desperation, whichever is stronger.

[ashworthless]

Datercise. Keep fit while you’re in formal clothes.

[cecaelian]

Last one until Prom.

Promise.

Probably.

[butterbear]

What other holidays could we possibly squeeze a dance out of?

[bitterlysweet]

Time for the feeding frenzy.

[butterbear]

Anticipating a lot of invites, Sweet?

[bitterlysweet]

Eh. I know I won't be going alone.

What about you?

Teddy

[cant_even]

You what
Seriously?

[...] Like as [...] friends? Or a date? I [...] No, I wasn't like, looking anywhere in particular.

Teddy/Issy

[butterbear]

As whatever you like. You deserve a nice date, and I'm not going to be some jerk who goes around emphasizing how we're just friends and embarrassing you. If you don't want a date, then I'm happy to just go and make sure you have a good time.

Teddy/Issy

[cant_even]

I know you're not a jerk, Teddy. I wouldn't say you were even if you did go around saying we're just friends. I mean, we are friends A date sounds nice. I'd really like to go with you.

[pandoral]

I totally forgot there was even going to be a dance!!

[butterbear]

I'm here to make everyone panic appropriately.

[novelling]

How much preparation could you possibly need to do?

[odder]

You have to plan which beheaded member of French royalty you’d like to dress as. There’s not enough time in the world.

[professionalcorpse]

is it really the most romantic month? like - is there empirical evidence for that? does valentine's day just automatically make it extra romantic on it's own?

[novelling]

It's hotly contested.

[lilipad]

It’s when 90% of Scorpios are made.