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[patineuse]

And this is why you get parents who are too busy to visit.

Whatever. Spencer and I are going to do jumps on the lake and we need judges. We'll also be graded on style and hotness, and I expect all of you to give me a higher score than him.

Comments

[bitterlysweet]

I dunno I think I'm the hotter one and people are gonna say so.

[patineuse]

I look better in a leather jacket.

[bitterlysweet]

I'm gonna unbutton my shirt lower than you can without getting a prefect to yell at you.

[patineuse]

I'm wearing a sports bra. They can't take points if I unbutton too.

[junipercrane]

Don't be rude to a lady. It's an open contest.

[bitterlysweet]

Sorry sorry Ruby and I just like to give one another shit.

[junipercrane]

Oh, I wasn't asking for an apology, I was just giving you shit. Fair's fair, cutie.

[meerigold]

I'm an excellent judge of hotness.

[patineuse]

You might even get to make out with the winner.

[meerigold]

That'd make me the winner too.

I'll be sure to watch closely so I can very fairly assign scores.

[patineuse]

You deserve to be rewarded. No one else is offering to judge.

I trust you to be impartial.

[longcons]

Busy, but good luck. You both get a 6.5. Congratulations.

[patineuse]

Not until you tell me if there's anyone in the school you rate higher than 6.5.

[longcons]

Todd gets a 7. I'm a Russian judge.

[patineuse]

I'm definitely hotter than Todd, but I accept that you're biased.

[bubblewrapped]

I can't do either of those things, but I can shout out which bones you're most likely to break.

[patineuse]

I'll take it. We work better under pressure.

[ashworthless]

Have fun. No sabotage.

[patineuse]

Just a little sabotage. Enough to encourage a cute pre-Healer trainee to come watch.

[ashworthless]

I’m not sure what you’re planning, but instinct tells me you should just skip us and get Mufferaw.

[patineuse]

But what if Spencer breaks something? I can't carry him.

[bitterlysweet]

Maybe I feel safer knowing you're there.

[nothalfplaid]

What about a cute pre-healer trainee Mufferaw?

[nothalfplaid]

Where do I get me one of those? Mine never goes away.

I volunteer.

[colitaderana]

I'm biased on both sides here.