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[bubblewrapped]

Hi everyone, we're conducting an important rescue mission outside the lodge. For the next 5 to 10 minutes please watch out for a flying planner. Maybe just duck if you're in the halls. And sincerest apologies in advance if it knocks something over. Have a nice morning.

- ApLOLLIgies, LLC.

Comments

[racingstripe]

All priceless pottery should be GUARDED CLOSELY!!

[bubblewrapped]

The more comedic it would be for something to tragically fall and shatter, the more careful you should be.

[racingstripe]

If you need to move like AN ENTIRE SHEET OF GLASS or open your FRUIT CART maybe wait a minute???

[bubblewrapped]

Gosh I hope there are no families of ducks crossing roads between me and your planner.

[readingrainbows]

PLEASE be VERY, VERY careful with any DELICATE HEIRLOOMS you may be PERCHING ON LEDGES.

[bubblewrapped]

I've never felt so in touch with the vast, chaotic universe.

[readingrainbows]

I don't know how to EXPLAIN this, but I really think something something BIG and POSSIBLY EXPLODE-Y is about to happen.

[racingstripe]

Someone is DEFINITELY about to roll a car perfectly into a parking space.

Or a planner.

[readingrainbows]

My heart is beating so fast!!!

[bubblewrapped]

Oh man, someone record this on their phone.

[magitechnically]

HEY why didn't anyone ask me to HELP??? I'm like SUPER GOOD with flying BOOKS???

[bubblewrapped]

You should come out here and try if I can't do it.

[magitechnically]

If you wanted me to rescue your planner you should have asked in the first place!!!

[bubblewrapped]

It's Jeffy's planner. I'm doing a service.

[magitechnically]

Oh okay, lemme get right out there.

[odder]

Why are you a corporation?

[bubblewrapped]

We're Disrupting the apology industry with a new start-up.

[odder]

I see. That’s revolutionary. I’ve always wanted people who will apologize for me.

[bubblewrapped]

We even have a gimmick.

It's candy. Candy-based sincerity.

[odder]

I’ve been led to believe candy makes anything more sincere. That’s a good touch.

[waitingforsuperman]

should we be crawling to class????

[bubblewrapped]

You don't have to. It is a little snowy. But who am I to get in the way of someone expressing their inner crocodile.

[waitingforsuperman]

that's weird, crocodiles hate snow

i was thinking more like artic ground squirrels

my inner ground squirrel

[colemoss]

squirrels don't crawl, though?

[...]

do you think that'll be your animagus form?? an arctic ground squirrel?

[bubblewrapped]

What about woolly crocodiles?

Arctic ground squirrel admittedly a much better choice for our particular climate.