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Archimedes Rose šŸ— now 100% evil ([personal profile] cherubic) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh2018-02-06 06:42 pm

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[Warded to Miguel]
Hello. How was your sexual education experience? Mine went well.

I have a prototype of the height potion you requested. What are your feelings on animal testing? I'd regret it if you suffered excessive side effects.
colitaderana: (hurt)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I noticed [...] It was...okay, barring a few people sitting near me being stupid.

[...]

It won't hurt them, right?
colitaderana: (disbelief)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
My what?
Edited (for emphasis!!) 2018-02-07 02:17 (UTC)
colitaderana: (hurt)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Okay okay okay okay anyway, nonexistent boyfriends aside, what's like

percentage-wise

the chance it would hurt them
colitaderana: (sadness)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[... (the disappointment in this pause is palpable.)]

I mean, I guess that makes sense. And I don't really want to explode or anything.
colitaderana: (boredom/contempt)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I come from a long line of people who are over six feet tall and assholes about it.
colitaderana: (hurt)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

I don't really care that much about Valentine's Day though?
colitaderana: (amused)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
No inclination towards a Valentine this year, I guess. Maybe junior year will be my year.

I'm going. A friend asked me to. And there'll be food and watching our friends dance badly and flirt worse.
colitaderana: (happiness)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I like them as my friend?
Edited (lol archie out here doing the most) 2018-02-07 04:56 (UTC)
colitaderana: (hurt)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
...is this relevant to the potion or just conversational?
colitaderana: (amused)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not really? It just seemed out of nowhere, I guess.

[...]

Did you want to do your testing this week and we'll try out the potion after the dance?

That way, should I explode, I won't ruin your good time by making you clean up.
colitaderana: (happiness)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
We can work on it, Archie. Conversation with friends is generally supposed to be pretty easy. Like, for the most part. Probably.

Hero's not going? You two are usually attached at the hip, so I figured you'd be hanging out together. I am also available for friendly conversation then too, I guess.
colitaderana: (sadness)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

If you're feeling down, I can [...] relate to that. I didn't mean to sound condescending or anything like that. I guess I just never really have much "holiday spirit", whatever the holiday is?
colitaderana: (shy)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
They're never different until they are, or something like that. My jaddati says something like that. And I don't pity you. I was empathizing with you. It's very different.
colitaderana: (hurt)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Jaddati--my grandmother.

[...]

Can I ask a personal question? One that might be a little invasive and you can totally tell me to shove it if you don't feel like answering?
colitaderana: (sadness)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
I might have to practice that one.

Is it that you're interested in Hero? Romantically?
colitaderana: (disbelief)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I can assure you with 100% certainty that I have noooo romantic interest in Hero at all, but you're doing really well at trying to dodge the question.
Edited (AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!!! BAE!!!!) 2018-02-07 07:54 (UTC)
colitaderana: (annoyed)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
I think Hero is a fucking dumbass

Damn I think you're not much better what the f

Well, I'm so broke it's probably illegal, halfblooded, with no legacy to worry about and no concern about creating one, so maybe my perspective is, you know, BIASED.

But like

What, Archie? What? Is there something wrong with you? I don't see anything in that list that somehow makes you less valuable as a person. So okay whatever if you're not a rich girl, you're going to invent some insane height potion with permanent result for short ass people like me and make millions of dragots or whatever.

So honestly--what the hell. I think, if you have what you think is a legitimate interest in Hero, that it's not going to hurt or kill you to talk to him about it. And either it'll be something or it won't, but you can at least say you tried instead of leaving an experiment unfinished.
Edited (SLEEP SOON also we should probably start a new reply line so these stop squishing) 2018-02-07 08:11 (UTC)
colitaderana: (hurt)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-07 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
Do you...not want to stay with your mother? I don't really know a ton about custody battles or anything. But living near Muggles isn't really all that bad, you know? My family lives in a Muggle neighborhood and it's...nice, somehow. It can be kind of inconvenient sometimes, but it's also like magic is a secret you're all keeping together, or between the two of you and that can do a lot.

And, you know, money doesn't mean shit to the right people, Archie. It's not the most important thing to have, and if checking your bank balance is the first thing your friends do, you need to leave them on the curb like garbage.

[...]

I don't know what you're asking me. Is this still about Hero? Someone else? Is this just hypothetical?
colitaderana: (sadness)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-08 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
You know [...] parents aren't perfect people and they're not [...] static, I guess. I mean, I don't know anything about [...] the circumstances here and it's probably not my business anyway, but [...] is it bad to maybe hear her side? Because if you haven't really talked since you were 6, you're working off skewed info. She's not who she was then and neither are you.

You don't have to be sorry. I just don't know what you mean.
colitaderana: (hurt)

[personal profile] colitaderana 2018-02-08 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Okay Archie. And, like. If you need to talk or anything, you know where to find me.