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[patineuse]

Happy birthday to me.

Ribboncheer, can't make it to any practices today. I'd pretend to be sick, but let's be real, you all know I'm just off having a private party. See you.

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[bitterlysweet]

I'm crashing your party.

[patineuse]

I'm getting drunk in the woods. Come find me.

[longcons]

Ruby. Hi. Happy birthday. Don't die or kill Spencer, please.

[patineuse]

If one of us dies, isn't that just Darwinism in action?

[longcons]

I hear they give you an award.

[patineuse]

I love gold medals.

[longcons]

I retract my previous statement.

Ruby. Hi. Happy birthday. Feel free to die in the woods.

[patineuse]

Thanks Cash. Will do.

[longcons]

You're welcome. Hope this added to the festivities. Return Spencer when you, or your corpse, is done with him.

[patineuse]

Or maybe we'll never be seen again.

[longcons]

This could be a problem. I don't want a new roommate.

[patineuse]

They'll keep his spot open for at least a month. Have respect for the dead.

[longcons]

It's unusual to get a transfer past March. [...] I guess it's fine, then.

[bitterlysweet]

She'd miss me.

[longcons]

Oh. I assumed you'd die together.

[bitterlysweet]

Ruby's tough to kill.

[longcons]

I have faith you two can rise to the challenge.

[patineuse]

Bet I can do something stupidly dangerous before you can.

[bitterlysweet]

Let's drink and climb a tree.

[patineuse]

A really tall one by Azurcrest so you'll roll down if you fall.

[bitterlysweet]

There's still snow on the ground we'll be fine.

[patineuse]

Nature's crash pads. We're unkillable.

[ashworthless]

Aren’t we having a real party? Happy birthday.

[patineuse]

Aw, Ira. You're planning a party for me?

[ashworthless]

Now I should.

[patineuse]

I'll be nice to you for a whole day. My present to you.

[ashworthless]

Hey everyone, let’s do a real party.
Also, but it’s not even my birthday.

[patineuse]

Anyone else who wants to drink shots and climb trees, come find us. Three or more people makes it a real party.

[ashworthless]

Finally, a party I can bring.

[patineuse]

Nice, a Healer. Now we can go for the really tall trees.

[ashworthless]

My present to you can be bad magic stitches and thus also a cool scar.

[bitterlysweet]

GREAT get a coat we're going.

[ashworthless]

See you soon. Hey but if I’m crashing or whatever, leave me on a tree.

[lilwitchhazel]

Uhhhhh count me in.

[cupquake]

[patineuse]

[useyournoggin]

Happy birthday, beautiful~ ♥

[patineuse]

Hey, Red. Scared any boys today?

[useyournoggin]

I don't even have to try.

I'm gearing up to scare a whole bunch of them into doing the obstacle course this weekend, though.

[electable]

You should incentiveize them instead. That's what I do.

[electable]

I made you cupcakes!