Why ward things when you can humiliate someone.

[useyournoggin]

Oh Toddddd~ ♥

I'm setting you up with a date for Valentine's Day so don't ask anyone else or let some other loser talk you into going with them. Got it?

[Warded to Austin]

You're welcome.

Comments

[sunsoutgunsout]

is it me

[quickbuck]

what? why

[quickbuck]

NO

[sunsoutgunsout]

k bro just checkin
i'm a c a t c h

[useyournoggin]

No. But only because you can't be chained down.

[useyournoggin]

Don't ask stupid questions. I'm not asking for your permission.

[sunsoutgunsout]

FUCKIN T R U T H RIGHT HERE

[quickbuck]

you can't do it without my permission, so

[useyournoggin]

You'll like it. Just relax for once.

[quickbuck]

tell me what you're doing first??

[useyournoggin]

I mean, I wouldn't mind borrowing you for a bit, but I'm not going to make you go against your nature.

[useyournoggin]

Jeeze! Trust me, will you??? I have a cutie lined up for you and this is the thanks I get?

[quickbuck]

but you didn't talk to me first. maybe i already have a date.

Ophelia/Austin

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Jesus Christ

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Oh. Okay.

[useyournoggin]

You don't.

Ophelia/Austin

[useyournoggin]

Aren't you glad you told me now?

[quickbuck]

You don't know.

[useyournoggin]

Yeeeeeah. I do.

Don't go getting one just to be contrary. I'll make you regret it.

[quickbuck]

i totally already have one and you just don't know it

Ophelia/Austin

[soundscaped]

I mean I'll admit that wasn't the first word to come to mind.

[useyournoggin]

Oh yeah? Who?

[sunsoutgunsout]

like
you cant own ppl bc no?
but
you could like
borrow me whenever

fyi

[quickbuck]

figure it out if you're so smart.

Ophelia/Austin

[useyournoggin]

It'll come later.

Just let it happen. You're into him for some reason and I'm here to make it happen. I mean, he's being annoying about it, but what's new?

[useyournoggin]

I already know because I picked them out for you. ♥