Why ward things when you can humiliate someone.

[useyournoggin]

Oh Toddddd~ ♥

I'm setting you up with a date for Valentine's Day so don't ask anyone else or let some other loser talk you into going with them. Got it?

[Warded to Austin]

You're welcome.

Comments

[sunsoutgunsout]

is it me

[quickbuck]

NO

[sunsoutgunsout]

k bro just checkin
i'm a c a t c h

[useyournoggin]

No. But only because you can't be chained down.

[sunsoutgunsout]

FUCKIN T R U T H RIGHT HERE

[useyournoggin]

I mean, I wouldn't mind borrowing you for a bit, but I'm not going to make you go against your nature.

[quickbuck]

what? why

[useyournoggin]

Don't ask stupid questions. I'm not asking for your permission.

[quickbuck]

you can't do it without my permission, so

[useyournoggin]

You'll like it. Just relax for once.

Ophelia/Austin

[soundscaped]

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Jesus Christ

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Oh. Okay.

Ophelia/Austin

[useyournoggin]

Aren't you glad you told me now?

Ophelia/Austin

[soundscaped]

I mean I'll admit that wasn't the first word to come to mind.

Ophelia/Austin

[useyournoggin]

It'll come later.

Just let it happen. You're into him for some reason and I'm here to make it happen. I mean, he's being annoying about it, but what's new?

[lilipad]

You should put this on your resume as charity work.

[useyournoggin]

I SWEAR, it's like trying to herd cats.

[lilipad]

The GALL on that boy!

[useyournoggin]

I've got a cute date for him all lined up and he's fighting it tooth and nail.

[gingerteas]

What are you up to?

[useyournoggin]

A good deed.

[gingerteas]

Good luck with that good deed then.

Ophelia

[nothalfplaid]

Who are you setting him up with?

Fern/Ophelia

[useyournoggin]

Austin. I told Austin to go to the dance with me, but then he started whining about his crush on Todd.

Fern/Ophelia

[nothalfplaid]

Good. About damn time.

Are they both on board?

Fern/Ophelia

[useyournoggin]

Yes and no. Like, they both clearly like one another, but Todd's being Todd and Austin's being Austin.