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[casperkim]

In case there's actually any doubt about this: there's nothing between Ignacz and me. So give it a fucking rest.

[Nia]

Have you heard anything about people receiving fake love letters? I doubt it has anything to do with the newest supernatural shitheads but there have been three that I know of and it's starting to piss me off. And now seems like the worst time for this sort of nonsense.

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[ulixes]

Oh, shit.

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[iliya]

Get your jokes out while they are still funny.

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[ulixes]

[...] I'm [...] fresh out. Gimme five minutes to recharge and I'll hit y'all with a good one. You two are going to the dance together?

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[iliya]

Not what you expected?

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[ulixes]

You sure you weren’t kidding?

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[casperkim]

Don't be an ass.

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[ulixes]

I'm just asking!

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[gonnabefamous]

No you're not, you're being

Nope, not kidding. Don't tell a

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[ulixes]

[ ............ ] Intra-cabin dating, shit. We're gonna get inbred.

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[casperkim]

Enough, Quayle.

Casper

[ulixes]

Alright, what did I do?

Ulysses/Casper

[casperkim]

[......]

They're still figuring this out. They weren't sure how to tell us. And you're giving them a bunch of shit about it. Just stop.

Ulysses/Casper

[ulixes]

I wasn't! I mean, 'scuse me for not realizing that Iliya and Cameron were, [...] you know, [... ... ...] making eyes at each other or what have you. Don't tell me you saw this coming.

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[iliya]

You are saying there is someone better I could have chosen? Because [...] I cannot think of anyone.

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[ulixes]

Well, 'course no one's better. Just [...] didn't know it was [...] something you guys were considering.

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[iliya]

Ah. Well. You were not the only one caught off-guard.

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[ulixes]

I see y'all've been flirtin' behind the curtain.

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[gonnabefamous]

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[gonnabefamous]

Hey, could Please

[Ulysses]

Don't tell Don't say anything to anyone my family your family anyone back home, okay?

Ulysses/Cameron

[ulixes]

Give me some credit, will you? I'd never. Of course I'd never. [...] Reckon half of them think just coming to this school'll turn you [...]
Hell, maybe Let's just say what happens at Gooseberry stays here, for now.

Ulysses/Cameron

[gonnabefamous]

For now? I'm just making sure. I'm just imagining Granny saying, "Bless your little heart, I'll pray for you on Sunday" and I wanna squonk into the floor.

Ulysses/Cameron

[ulixes]

Well, you know, it’s not about being happy, it’s about being holy.

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[gonnabefamous]

Hey, don't I'd ra Uh

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[casperkim]

Ignore him, Carney.

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[gonnabefamous]

When you ignore him, he just gets louder.