ASTROLOGY MATCHMAKING

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ASTROLOGY MATCHMAKING

Having trouble finding the love of your life (...or at least a dance date)? Interested in taking a romantic gamble? Event Committee and the students of Divination are here to help. In the Atrium, an EC volunteer is manning a pink, candy-scented box covered in twinkling stars, ready to accept your applications for Blind Dates!!! As the Divination students will be making the matches based on what they see in the stars, there's no way this won't work.

HOW THIS WORKS

• If you want your character to be matched: Fill out the form below and you'll be put on a list of starry-eyed singles who need a date to the Valentine's Day Dance. Divination student volunteers will then match up your character based on astrological insight.


• Please don't submit more than three characters.


• You have until February 12, 11:59 PM to submit your characters.


• If you want your character's name submitted even though they'd refuse, you can bribe a pesky freshman to circumvent Event Committee security.


• Your dates will be revealed on Valentine's Day, a few days before the dance.


• If you want your Divination student to help matchmake: Sign up below, and when submissions close, you'll be given access to a doc and roped into an email chain to discuss whom should be paired with whom.

» NAME SUBMISSIONS: Please fill out the following form if you want a blind date for your character. You can answer as little or as much as you like, but who knows what'll be used to find your match. PLEASE FILL OUT THIS FORM IN CHARACTER!

Name:
Year: Sophomore/Junior/Senior
House:
Preferences: Boys, girls, both, other, etc.
Birthdate:
Zodiac Sign: Sun, moon, Chinese, whatever you know.
Element: Do you identify most with earth, air, water or fire?
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?:
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?:
Are you a dog person or a cat person?:
Favorite Quidditch position:
Turn-ons: Important qualities and interests that draw you to someone.
Turn-offs: What are your red flags, deal breakers, and annoyances?
Who's the hottest person in school?: So we can get a read on your physical type.
OOC - Anything else?: Any OOC notes for us?

<b>Name:</b> <b>Year:</b> Sophomore/Junior/Senior <b>House:</b> <b>Preferences:</b> Boys, girls, both, other, etc. <b>Birthdate:</b> <b>Zodiac Sign:</b> Sun, moon, Chinese, whatever you know. <b>Element:</b> Do you identify most with earth, air, water or fire? <b>How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?:</b> <b>If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?:</b> <b>Are you a dog person or a cat person?:</b> <b>Favorite Quidditch position:</b> <B>Turn-ons:</b> Important qualities and interests that draw you to someone. <B>Turn-offs:</b> What are your red flags, deal breakers, and annoyances? <B>Who's the hottest person in school?:</b> So we can get a read on your physical type. <b>OOC - Anything else?:</b> Any OOC notes for us?

» DIVINATION VOLUNTEERS: If your Divination student would like to help matchmake, just sign up here!

Name:
Are they in Divination?:
What methods do they want to use to pair people off?:
Anything else?:

<b>Name:</b> <B>Are they in Divination?:</b> <b>What methods do they want to use to pair people off?:</b> <b>Anything else?:</b>

» IC SCENES: If you have any IC reactions or scenes you'd like to do, you can post them here.

» OOC - Questions, comments, concerns!

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NAME SUBMISSIONS

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SALEM WAGONBLAST

[salem_wagonblast]

Name: Salem Wagonblast
Year: Junior
House: Ribbinfin
Preference: Both
Birthdate: April 21
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Element: 🔥 Fire but birthday wise says Earth
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: 7
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Just shrug it off and move on.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Dog
Favorite Quidditch position: Seeker
Turn-ons: intelligence, grand scale thinking, enthusiasm, energetic, and excitement
Turn-offs: Clinging, thoughtlessness, being hyper competitive
Who's the hottest person in school?: Me Everyone is hot and my type.
OOC Anything else?: CUUUUTE but no nothing

Juniper Crane

[junipercrane]

Name: Juniper Crane
Year: Sophomore
House: Azurcrest
Preferences: Both
Birthdate: The day before Valentine's Day so this is essentially also a birthday gift MAKE IT GOOD
Zodiac Sign: I am a Wood Tiger, a symbol of power and royalty. My lucky numbers are 1, 3, and 4. In Western Astrology, I am an Aquarius.
Element: As a Wood Tiger, I am closest to Earth but my sun sign is Air (everyone thinks Aquarius is water, but you are so wrong!). My moon sign is Capricorn, which I think predisposes me towards Earth.
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: I would say 6. It changes on the person.
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Kill them Examine the flaws in their reasoning and present a counter argument. However, that might be extreme. I suppose I would get over it, IF they had valid concerns.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Both?
Favorite Quidditch position: I don't Beater
Turn-ons: Intelligence. Verbal ability. An outgoing personality. Well-read.
Turn-offs: Shyness. Cool or aloof people. Ignorance.
Who's the hottest person in school?: Is this a trick Spencer.
OOC - Anything else?: Don't judge.

Concordia Knight

[cheer_leader]

Name: Concordia Knight
Year: Sophomore
House: Coppertale
Preference: Both!??
Birthdate: December 18
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Element: FIRE
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: 10!!!!
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Probably be very upset, but eventually I'd be fine, I think. I'd hope so!
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: All of them. Little pigs.
Favorite Quidditch position: Chaser!!!
Turn-ons: Good morals. Faith. Romanticism. Adventure. Generosity. Kindness. Boundless energy. Loves food. Can cook!!
Turn-offs: Fussy eaters. People who don't understand romance. Selfishness. Taking things too seriously. Inability to lighten up/have fun. Anger.
Who's the hottest person in school?: Max, or Phin maybe? Riley Mae, Eve.
OOC Anything else?: Nada, fam! ♥

Grace Sowerberry

[asparrow]

Name: Grace Sowerberry
Year: Sophomore
House: Ribbonfin
Preferences: Boys
Birthdate: April 24th
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Element: Fire
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: Uh, 8?
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Probably be upset if it was someone I liked. I'd get over it eventually, though.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: I like both, but I have a cat.
Favorite Quidditch position: Beater, I guess?
Turn-ons: Kind, humorous, confidence, old school romantic.
Turn-offs: Too much cockiness, bad hygiene, rudeness, open mouth chewers.
Who's the hottest person in school?: Umm.. maybe Iliya Krum if grew out his hair some?
OOC - Anything else?: She's secretly into Sirius Black trash

Eve Bagman

[of_mice_and_men]

Name: Evangeline Bagman
Year: Junior
House: Ribbonfin
Preferences: Don't matter much
Birthdate: Nov. 14
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Element: Don't identify with anything. Birth wise it's water I guess. Grew up in the air though.
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: It's a blind date to a dance, innit? Exactly how romantic are people looking to get with strangers on a blind date to a single dance? Pass.
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Get over it, most like. Nobody dates in high school trying to get married. People break up, the world continues to move, it'll be alright.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Cat
Favorite Quidditch position: Chaser. [...] That doesn't symbolize anything deep, that's just the position I play.
Turn-ons: Depth, interest, intelligence, humor, athleticism
Turn-offs: Quick tempered, laziness, shallowness, apathy, selfishness, malice
Who's the hottest person in school?: Teddy or Casper based entirely on the volume of their hair. Or Hazel or Sofia.
OOC - Anything else?: Eve is attracted to people who have hair she envies.

Pandora Lacey

[pandoral]

Name: Panda
Year: Sophomore
House: Azurcrest
Preferences: Boys Gir Just b Both??
Birthdate: February 10!
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius.
Element: Air.
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: [...] 4? 3?
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Um, cry?? I don't know. I've never been dumped.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: CAT.
Favorite Quidditch position: Chaser.
Turn-ons: ?? ? Intelligence. And a sense of humor? ? Someone who is nice to animals. And likes to read. And play card games.
Turn-offs: I don't like snobs. Or liars.
Who's the hottest person in school?: That's a very big question.
OOC - Anything else?: ♥

Spencer Sweet

[bitterlysweet]

Name: Spencer Sweer
Year: Junior
House: Coppertale
Preferences: Both. Whatever.
Birthdate: October 15
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Element: Is it cheating if I say ice?
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: Uhhhh, like 5-7 depending???
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Be kinda fucked up by it honestly. But time moves on I guess.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Never owned either. Dog, I guess, but birds are better.
Favorite Quidditch position: In the stands.
Turn-ons: Funny, smart, tough, doesn't take any shit, witty, likes to talk.
Turn-offs: Real meek people, raging assholes, anyone too laid back or easily overwhelmed.
Who's the hottest person in school?: Ruby, but don't set me up with her.
OOC - Anything else?: PLOT UPDATE. When Ira has a date and/or leaves the dance with Ramon, he's not going to take it well. I guess this is just something to keep in mind if anyone gets paired up with him!

Archimedes Rose

[cherubic]

Name: Archie Rose
Year: Sophomore
House: Ebonhide
Preferences: No preference.
Birthdate: August 28
Zodiac Sign: Virgo, moon in Leo. I think.
Element: Air?
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: I decline to answer the question.
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: I'm certain there would have been a good reason to end the relationship.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Cat.
Favorite Quidditch position: Chaser.
Turn-ons: [...............] Someone [...] gentle. And open minded. Creative. Passionate. Experimental.
Turn-offs: Aggression. Stress. Communicable diseases.
Who's the hottest person in school?: I decline to answer the question.
OOC - Anything else?: There's a 25% chance that if he's matched with someone he might actually like he'll panic and ditch.

Pear Holloway

[tartinedeflageolets]

Name: Pear Holloway
Year: Sophomore
House: Ebonhide!!
Preferences: ??? [...] Either is acceptable.
Birthdate: The first day of the year!!
Zodiac Sign: It's all the same as Beans, even the Chinese one because their calendar is different!!
Element: Earth!!
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: Are there really ten levels to being romantic?? Is there a badge for each level?? [...] I don't have any of those badges.. yet!!
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: I think I'd spend some time cuddling with Charlotte.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Dogs are acceptable, but I prefer spiders.
Favorite Quidditch position: Beater!!
Turn-ons: Viol [...] Talking is [...] nice.
Turn-offs: Anyone who dislikes Bluebell. Anyone afraid of spiders. Kissing.
Who's the hottest person in school?: [......] Quentin is small like a fly.
OOC - Anything else?: Feel free to remove her from the pool if numbers aren't even!! ♥

"Jonah" Pitchford

[electable]

Name: Jonah Pitchford
Year: Junior
House: Ribbonfin
Preferences: Both
Birthdate: 10/15/1997
Zodiac Sign: Libra - Charming, intellectual, laid-back
Element: Water - Mysterious, adaptable, intense
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: [...] 4.5
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Get back on the bicycle.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Cat Person.
Favorite Quidditch position: Keeper.
Turn-ons: Intelligence, interesting hobbies, good conversationalists, people just looking for a good time, a sense of humor.
Turn-offs: Rudeness, long term commitment, high-energy people, anemia, uncultured opinions.
Who's the hottest person in school?: Rosy Stoker.
OOC - Anything else?: Cleared this w/ Cam obviously.

Tuesday

[tues]

Name: Tuesday North
Year: Sophomore
House: Ebonhide
Preferences: Girls are Prettier.
Birthdate: April 2!
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Element: AIR!
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: At Least A seven??
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: I would be the one to Dump them I think.

If not, I would Respect them very much and Not try to follow them.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: This is an Impossible question. The answer is Hamster.
Favorite Quidditch position: Seeker, but Beaters are Amazing, too, and I think Keepers are Highlyunderrated.
Turn-ons: [...] People who can Stand on their Hands are Greatly preferred.
Turn-offs: No Bossy people.
Who's the hottest person in school?: This is Hard but Ruby Oberholtzer or Roxanne Barringer who has a Boyfriend.
OOC - Anything else?: Sorry.

Tally Prince

[heresie]

Name: Tally Prince
Year: Sophomore
House: Ribbonfin
Preferences: Girls or Boys! No preference!
Birthdate: November 24
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius/Scorpio Cusp
Element: Air
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: 8
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Write the world's greatest breakup song!
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: I like both but dogs are the best!
Favorite Quidditch position: I don't play Quidditch!
Turn-ons: Good face, taller than me (5'9" and up), good at dancing, willing to color-coordinate wardrobe with me.
Turn-offs: No snobs, nobody who doesn't like Taylor Swift, and nobody who will upstage me.
Who's the hottest person in school?: Probably Iliya!
OOC - Anything else?: Bad

"Rosy" Stoker

[browbeats]

Name: Rosemary A. Stoker
Year: Senior
House: Fish
Preferences: Boys
Birthdate: July 30th 29th 199?
Zodiac Sign: Cancer or Leo.
Element: Fire. Like my stupid temper.
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: 1 but only because I'm too pedantic to break the rules and put a negative number.
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Run them over with a stolen car, steal a prized possession of theirs and burn it in front of them, frame them for a crime and have them arrested. Not necessarily in that order.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Cats are rude so cats.
Favorite Quidditch position: ????? Beater
Turn-ons: Shitheads Ugh Smart, sarcastic, wants to argue a bunch, punches things
Turn-offs: Dumb, dull, total weiners
Who's the hottest person in school?: Uuuuggghhhhh Casper Kim or whatever probably
OOC - Anything else?: I can't tell if Freddy is doing this because he loves or hates Rosy which is appropriate for a Stoker.

Carolina Foster-Hayes

[opencarefully]

Name: Carolina Foster-Hayes
Year: Sophomore
House: Ribbonfin
Preferences: Boys
Birthdate: October 31
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Element: Water!!!!!
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: Um, I'm not quite sure? Maybe a 6?
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: I would be sad, but I would respect their decision and work on moving on.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: I love both, but I lean more towards cat I think
Favorite Quidditch position: I don't play, but I think the Chasers are impressive
Turn-ons: Sense of humor, kindness, intelligence, strength of character, openness
Turn-offs: Cruelty, aggressiveness, bullying, poor hygiene
Who's the hottest person in school?: I tend to go more for personality traits than looks
OOC - Anything else?: Nope!

Karen Zabinsky

[taxation_is_theft]

Name: Karen Zabinsky
Year: Sophomore
House: Azurcrest
Preferences: a comfortable retirement fund tbh to be honest
Birthdate: March 10 15 12
Zodiac Sign: fuck hang on Pisces
Element: Earth. I’m grounded as fuck and sturdy enough to lean on. But not physically. Do not physically lean on me yo
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: I don’t fuck with condone arbitrary bullshit constructs of bullshit love.
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Be a strong independent woman who don’t need no man
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Dog.
Favorite Quidditch position: Seeker
Turn-ons: Smart peeps, kind peeps, not dumb peeps, peanut butter, homework?????, mystery
Turn-offs: aliens, first fucking of all mean peeps, try hard peeps, dumb peeps, doing too much peeps, cruel peeps
Who's the hottest person in school?: Balthazar
OOC - Anything else?: Submitting this with Dana’s blessing

GINGER O'TOOLE

[gingerteas]

Name: Ginger O'toole
Year: Junior
House: Ebonhide
Preferences: All
Birthdate: May 1
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Element: Earth or fire
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: 5
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Move on
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Cat
Favorite Quidditch position: I don't play quidditch but keeper i guess
Turn-ons: intelligence, conversation skills, ability to debate and discuss, enthuastic, fun
Turn-offs: Boring, clingy, wont discuss things
Who's the hottest person in school?: eh tough call
OOC - Anything else?: nope

MAX PENDERGAST

[colitaderana]

Name: Max Pendergast
Year: Junior
House: Ebonhide
Preferences: IDC!!!
Birthdate: February 23rd
Zodiac Sign: Pisces [there’s a doodle of two fish here...]
Element: H20
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: That’s so limiting???? What definition of romance are we using? Scale based on what??? I personally think that I can be super romantic but romantic is SUBJECTIVE!! 8
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: If they found someone that suits them better, good for them! But still sad though. :(
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Orcas
Favorite Quidditch position: Keeper!
Turn-ons: A good sense of humor??
Turn-offs: Please don’t be a murderer!!
Who's the hottest person in school?: Just one??? Spencer Ophelia Teddy Solo Spencer Gabs Noel Gwen Spencer
OOC - Anything else?: I totally got my own blessing for this (I’m on my phone). Also please set him up with someone in his year lol

"JD" PITCHFORD

[exacerbation]

Name: JD Pitchford
Year: Junior
House: Ribbonfin
Preferences: No preference.
Birthdate: 10/15/1997
Zodiac Sign: Year of the Ox
Element: [...] Earth. Am I supposed to justify these?
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: 4.5. You need to tell me if I'm supposed to justify these.
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Date someone better.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: CAT PERSON.
Favorite Quidditch position: Keeper.
Turn-ons: Punctuality, dedication, respectfulness, independence, efficiency, impeccable handwriting
Turn-offs: Messy people, drama queens, jerks, cretins, and anyone with poor personal hygiene, although that last one should be a given.
Who's the hottest person in school?: [...] Rosy Stoker.
OOC - Jonah pretending to be JD sounds like someone writing a really mediocre reference letter.

Nisha Lewis

[godzillabutworse]

Name: Nisha Lewis
Year: Sophomore
House: Coppertale!!
Preferences: the MOST EXCITING thing on your MENU plz
Birthdate: 6/30
Zodiac Sign: The CRAB one. Pinch pinch.
Element: A I R
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: this is SUPES subjective and like?? probs shouldn't be REDUCED to an INTEGER VALUE!!
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: lol what that wouldn't happen I'm cute as shit no one would dump me.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: FOX!! 1/2 point!!
Favorite Quidditch position: CHASER
Turn-ons: GOOD LAUGH. ADVENTURE. FUN. UNIQUE!! [........] smart, kind, understanding, supportive
Turn-offs: PROBS no one OVER 5'9"?? UNLESS they're COOL with me STANDING ON THEIR FEET to dance with them?? AND TOO MANY LEGS. ALSO HARD FOR DANCING WITH. [...] If they're TOO serious. Or TOO into themselves?? Bleh.
Who's the hottest person in school?: The Head Boy BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT THIS IS CONFIDENTIAL.
OOC - Anything else?: Apologies in advance.

Ree Hobbs

[badassbeaterbabe]

Name: Regan Hobbs
Year: Junior
House: Azurcrest
Preferences: Both
Birthdate: April 1st
Zodiac Sign: Aries!
Element: Is it fire, is it air? It's one of those two.
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: Probably like a 4?
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Accept it as probably for the best because anyone who dumps me doesn't deserve me anyway. Cry if I need to. Move on.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Bird person.
Favorite Quidditch position: BEATER.
Turn-ons: Humor, energy, honesty, creativity, security in oneself.
Turn-offs: Sneakiness/a propensity for lying. Game-playing. Manipulativeness. Intolerance. Clinginess. Being an asshole in general.
Who's the hottest person in school?: Literally everyone. Have you seen this school? I cannot be reasonably asked to choose.
OOC - Anything else?: Hiii.

Eileen Coffin

[foxpaws]

Name: Eileen Coffin
Year: Senior
House: Coppertale
Preferences: I'm an equal opportunity lover.
Birthdate: June 20th
Zodiac Sign: Gemicancer, cusp baby holla. Also, Ox.
Element: Uhhhhh Wa Fire?, as an obligation to Coppertale.
How romantic are you on a scale of 1-10?: Ha 1.
If you were unexpectedly dumped, what would you do?: Ha Be a very mature adult about it.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?: Cats that act like dogs.
Favorite Quidditch position: Keeper.
Turn-ons: Cute face. Cooking ability.
Turn-offs: Feelings. Inability to skip rocks.
Who's the hottest person in school?: It's pretty much a 40-way tie, this school is too pretty.
OOC - Anything else?: I accidentally wrote her name as Eileen Coffeen just now and sorry she doesn't take this seriously!!

DIVINATION VOLUNTEERS

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Re: DIVINATION VOLUNTEERS

[sheepish]

Name: Ennis Harper
Are they in Divination?: Yes
What methods do they want to use to pair people off?: Myomancy. (aka just see which cards his rat runs to. He might also just be reading the cards and pairing who seems compatible.)
Anything else?: I changed my mind about submitting him to be matched. He's gonna ask someone and be a volunteer matchmaker instead c':

IC REACTIONS

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Georgie & Ennis

[wholegrain]

Oh! A blind date pool! Georgie spots the pink box from across the room, the scent and sparkle intriguing her almost as much as the concept. Matched by Divination, huh? That didn't seem like the worst idea for finding someone to spend an acceptably fun evening with. Seems like there had to be some sort of pattern they could notice among all the school's successful couples. Complementary auras? Horoscopes? Names that sounded good together?

She crosses toward the Event Committee member and the twinkling box, her mind already cycling through all the potential couples and the criteria used to match them. "Hello!" she greets the volunteer and picks up one of the forms. "One Divination destiny date, please."

OOC 💖 QUESTIONS/DISCUSSION

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Re: OOC 💖 QUESTIONS/DISCUSSION

[browbeats]

hey everyone should decide for me if my disaster girl's fucko baby brother should submit her name for her

he's worried she's going to die a spinster you guys