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[professionalcorpse]

i'm really glad that we made sure to have another production that can potentially make use of a splash zone. more plays need splash zones. because my knowledge pretty much leaves us with either sweeney todd or evil dead: the musical. and i don't think even gooseberry's liberal enough to float a musical with a number called "what the fuck was that?"

i feel like we should maybe hand out ponchos like they had at disney, though. at least for the first three rows.

[Warded to Austin]

hey, so last night was super fun. and i'm sorry for yelling about cond i feel like we both handled our personal whatevers beautifully and were pinnacles of emotional maturity in a turbulent and unpredictable world.

you're doing okay though, yeah? with your whatever?

[Warded to Essie Private]

you've been a you doing oka

[Warded to Essie]

so your ninja skills have been getting SUPER impressive.

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Bash/Austin

[soundscaped]

Uh, yeah, I probably won't have another breakdown until somewhere between tomorrow and the dance. We can't use up the cabin's monthly allotment of disasters between the two of us.

Bash/Austin

[professionalcorpse]

good. i mean, be a bit greedy of us. a week of mental stability seems [...] doable.

though i feel like max won't mind if we borrow from him. he's not really the nervous breakdown type. or the nervous type. in general.

Bash/Austin

[soundscaped]

Okay cool because I lied, I need at least three more to get me through the dance and it sounds like you don't got any to spare.

Bash/Austin

[professionalcorpse]

i'd offer, but yeah. i pretty much wasted mine on pacing and general communication-induced panic.

Bash/Austin

[soundscaped]

Communication-induced panic is the rock upon which the church of Ebonhide was built.

Bash/Austin

[professionalcorpse]

my mom's a therapist. it's shameful.

i'm pretty sure she was working on effective communication techniques simultaneously with the ability TO communicate in general.

Bash/Austin

[soundscaped]

Knowing what you're supposed to say doesn't stop the images of all the terrible things that can and probably will happen once you actually say it.

But then again my mom just works at Payless.

[bubblewrapped]

Shame that they removed the murder scene from Book of Mormon.

[professionalcorpse]

jekyll & hyde's got a whole song about murder. but it's quiet, understated murder. without the accompaniment of arterial blood spray.

[bubblewrapped]

Not everyone has the vision of Micah Vincent St. Clair, unfortunately.

[professionalcorpse]

broadway's got some shit it needs to work on.

[bubblewrapped]

Might explain the dwindling ticket sales. Why go to a show that doesn't need an umbrella when you could go to a show that does?

[professionalcorpse]

it isn't that i don't want to watch people sing about the the french revolution again. it's that i want to watch people sing about the french revolution with arterial blood spray.

Bash/Essie

[magitechnically]

THANKS I need to like SUPER PRACTICE for the game against Ebonhide???

Bash/Essie

[professionalcorpse]

can you ninja on a broom? do they do a unit on that?

Bash/Essie

[magitechnically]

So far it's all like SUPER self-study and there's not really a BOOK but that's okay because I don't think I would really even read the book anyway, I mean how much could you even LEARN about being a ninja from a book when the whole point is to go out there and be SNEAKY??? You can't be sneaky AT ALL if you have to carry a giant book around and check it all the time??? And also that would like SUPER throw off the weight distribution while riding a broom and like YEAH a LITTLE??? I mean not like ROXIE but I can eat a sandwich upside down on my broom now and that's a surprisingly useful talent???

Bash/Essie

[professionalcorpse]

i guess it'd be a bit like a manual. nobody reads the manual. you learn by poking things repeatedly. [...] do you - like do you start by eating a sandwich while laying down and then sitting upside down on a chair and THEN trying it on a broom?

i bet there are instructional videos on youtube. i feel like there are DEFINITELY instructional ninja videos on youtube.

Bash/Essie

[magitechnically]

That's like PRETTY CLOSE??? The KIND of sandwich is really important too??? It's a lot easier with peanut butter & jelly!!!

OMG??? Is there a way to bet YOUTUBE without having to go to the computer lab???

Bash/Essie

[professionalcorpse]

clearly i am a sandwich expert. maybe not the ninja part. but the eating part? i've got that part down.

no. unfortunately this campus hates happiness and videos of kittens. but i could do some browsing and download some stuff for you?

[ghostbluster]

I don't know, they might be talked into it by next year.

I hope I get to sit in the splash zone.

[professionalcorpse]

they might just agree to make us be quiet. and then hope we all graduate and leave them alone.

man, SAME. front row all the way!

[ghostbluster]

Maybe. Also, maybe the level of darkness of the play allowed is proportional the the amount of trauma we've endured?

We could sit together and wear our ponchos.

[professionalcorpse]

at least it's a dark comedy? so we're going to be traumatized, but we're going to be able to laugh about it.

i am SO down for this. can our ponchos match?

[ghostbluster]

I guess that's something anyway.

I would be disappointed if they didn't! How should they look?

[professionalcorpse]

it's a thin silver lining, but it's there.

see, it depends on if we want to mask the gore or if we want our grisly blood spatter to really show up?