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[Warded to Rosy after the whole talk about her not having a date to the dance in the anonymous post]

Hey.

Go to the fucking dance with me.

[Warded to Quinn later because why the fuck not, let's keep growing this post]

I asked Rosy to the dance. Because I'm completely over everything and I think she's hilarious. So if you can just erase the earlier talk we had from your memory, that'd be great.

[Warded to Diego]

If I bitched at you on that anonymous post, I wanna apologize. You're gonna have to come up with itemized list of every bitchfest you were involved in first though, because I'm not owning up to anything.

[Warded to Cecil after literally everything because this is awkward]

Hey. So for the record when I was pissed at Rafael about the list of rules and regulations, that had nothing to do with you. It wasn't the list that pissed me off, it was Rafael. And you were right, I was a dick to him and I knew I was being a dick to him because I live with him and I know he has baby emotions just like the rest of us. I was doing it on purpose.

So I don't know who else was bitching about you letting Raf play martyr or whatever, or how many people were bitching, it could've just been one, but I want you to know that I wasn't one of them. Not everybody blames you for it, even when the list pissed them off.

~~And I also don't think you stole Levi from me I don't blame you That was literally never a thought in my head~~

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~~Wait was that yo~~

Well shit, how could I turn down a direct order?

"No" seems to work efficiently enough

[...]

Was that your version of yes, though?

[...] Yeah, I'm pretty terrible at giving direct answers, but I'll go to the fucking dance with you.

Okay cool

Our costumes won't collaborate. I'm not even entirely sure what I'm going as. Only that there's gonna be grenades of some kind attached to it. But you deserve to go with someone who isn't too much of a pussy to ask you to go.

~~Well now I get why Sy talks to people like that~~ Well thanks for not being too much of a pussy to ask me to go.

And collaborating costumes are annoying anyways. Says the person participating in a theme costume with all of the prefects.

But I'm going as the Greek personification of satire and mockery. You can help me get into character.

M'lady I would be honored to get you into the character of mockery. That happens to be one of my very own personality attributes.

If I seem like I'm slipping into subtle niceties, you put a stop to that nonsense, you hear?

Dude, I will bring your inner bitch out, trust me. I have that effect on people. Especially women. It's like a gift.

Careful, you might end up summoning an inner demon.

Impossible. You're a prefect. They're not allowed to be demonic. They're good people and shit.

Oh no, this school doesn't discriminate. I'm probably actually a diversity hire.

Not possible.

I mean it's possible to be the diversity hire but you don't have an inner demon. Just an inner bitch that comes out when you're challenged.

I'm glad I'll have you there stoking that fire. Sy's going with Coralee Wong and I need to be passive-aggressive as fuck.

Oh, I hate that bitch.

I mean, I hate everyone. But there's like a -well okay there's not a list because I'm not Rafael but there are levels of hate.

You have such a nuanced system. Tell me more. Do your levels have names or are they color-coded?

No it's in my fucking head. It doesn't come with color.

There's a top level for assholes who are creeps like Micah.

Beneath that are assholes who have no reason to be assholes like Coralee.

Beneath that are assholes who have reasons to be assholes like Sy

Then there are assholes who i don't know very well like that sophomore Micah is stalking

Then there are assholes I like, like you.

That's what I like about you; you recognize the importance of being an asshole, the diversity of the asshole experience, and you also hate that bitch Coralee.

If I die this year, I actually want that engraved on my tomb. It's an important personality trait to me. And 'that bitch coralee' should be permanently engraved somewhere special. Like my grave.

Get it? Engraved on my grave, get it?

No. I think you need to explain it to me in excruciating detail. Do you mean the words "that bitch Coralee" or the girl herself? Because if we can avoid murder I'd rather just make her feel bad about herself.

I'm sorry, Rosemary, I'm actually inviting you to come with me to murder that bitch corelee. There's no backing out of this deal at this point. You're already in too deep.

You know this is going to end in a rooftop standoff with both of us shouting things like "YOU KNOW TOO MUCH" and "THINGS WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SO SO FAR."

I'd be legit upset if it didn't though. We're dramatic fuckers, we deserve a dramatic ending before one of us dies.

I expect you to work your costume grenades into this showdown, because I definitely intend to bring my costume sass.

Okay bring your sass but I'm gonna smoke your ass off that roof, just to give you a fair warning.

And I am gonna hurt your feelings so bad.

And I'll be your wingman to hurting Coralee's feelings

Before we obviously kill her.

It would be pretty pointless to do it after.

~~I love that~~

I see you're already practicing your sass.

Gotta stay sharp. What if I see someone in need of a scathing remark? Their ego isn't going to check itself.

This is gonna be fun. Like a whole nother side of you.

I'll throw a grenade at her if you ask me to. I'm that committed to your happiness.

... What conversation? Who are you? I just woke up here. Where am I?

But seriously, Azurcrest got the sarcastic version of this, but you're getting my genuine—genu-Quinn, if you will—edition:

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

She's a hottie.

Somebody said don't be a pussy on the post and I was like I KNOW I won't be a pussy so i thought fuck it. Now we're discussing how we're gonna kill each other on a roof top because we both know too much about Coralee's murder

so I consider that a pretty solid invitation to the dance.

Oh great! I'm an accomplice or accessory or whatever now! Thanks!!!!

That's what you get for holding one little accident over my head for so long.

Is that what you're going to say to Coralee before you kick her off the roof/poison her drink/stab her mysteriously on the dancefloor?

No. We're doing that on Rosy's behalf. And it has to be a secret. So don't go leaking this shit to everyone.

?!?! I'm going to jail for not killing someone and it's not even YOUR murder? This plan is balls. I demand a refund.

Hey you said she was hot.

We kill people for hot people. That's just how this goes.

Also nonrefundable so suck it.

Yeah, "hot" not "I'd go to jail for her." That's a whole nother level of hot. I can't even think about who lives on that level of hot right now.

Ha ha ha I already did, that insult doesn't work on me jackasss

Great now I need to come up with new insults

But am I not hot enough to go to jail for? Would you not sacrifice your freedom for my hotness?

Did you say anything about Levi or my sister?

I said lots of shit about Levi. I kinda snapped at him and I kinda feel bad about it. I said nothing about your sister.

Thanks, Chris. But it was my fault and, even if it got a little uglier tonight than I would've expected, whoever wrote that wasn't wrong. I shouldn't have let Rafael take on the responbility or the burden of that decision. And I should've said something before now.

I know you were mad at Rafael when all this happened, though, and I appreciate that you let up after we talked before. I also know he's your friend and, no matter how heated things got, that's still true. But he's my friend too and I can't help wanting to protect him, even if he didn't need me to or want me to. I hope things are better between you guys again?

[...]

And. I just want you to know that I'm sorry. If anything that's happened with Levi and me hurt you, I'm sorry. I thought your relationship was mutually casual. Even after all this, I guess I'm still not sure. But I didn't want anyone to get hurt. And I didn't want to [...] swipe Levi from anybody either. I'm probably the last person you want to hear this from, but are you okay?

We're fine. I let him steal two of my pillows during that senior trip from hell. But you didn't know people were gonna get as bitchy with him as they did. IT was a fuck up that you didn't expect, but he did, so you learn from it and you move on. There's not much more you can do about it at this point. Raf knew what he was volunteering for, even if you didn't.

[...]

You didn't swipe Levi from anybody. He's his own person, with his own agency, who has the right to choose who he wants to date. Whatever problems I have, I have with Levi. It's not because of some high school bullshit like you stealing my man. I never thought that.

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