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[wholegrain]

dear fox sophs—

cuute!!!

i'm going to name every one of my new fox friends according to their auras

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[foxpaws]

Let me know if you want someone to stare at you while you name them.

[wholegrain]

it might help me focus in

let me know if i name one twice!

[foxpaws]

Honestly I wasn't planning on paying enough attention to avoid tragedies like double naming, but I guess I can put some effort in or something.

[wholegrain]

can you imagine what a catastrophe it would be if we ended up with one named Jason Spirit?

[foxpaws]

It wouldn't know its place in the world and it would be very sad.

[wholegrain]

OR it could be an ambassador
between the mundane and whimsical nations

[foxpaws]

Ambassador Jason Spirit does have a nice ring to it.

[wholegrain]

i feel like i can already sense the backstory
double naming might not be the tragedy we thought it was

[foxpaws]

Hey Georgie, for you own sake I'm going to ban you from giving them all backstories, too.

[wholegrain]

this is going to be a struggle

[foxpaws]

Here, I'll give you a dose of tough love: if any of them but Ambassador Jason Spirit get a backstory, I'm stepping on them. Their little paper lives will be ended. We'll have a real tragedy on our hands.

[wholegrain]

Ambassador Jason Spirit places a wreath at the tombstone of the unfortunately too well known soldiers

[foxpaws]

Others gain backstory from this touching display, dooming them to the same fate. A vicious circle.