Name: Princess Andress of the Great Salt Lake Ursula de Luca
How badly do they want this?: Are you kidding me? She's absolutely cutthroat when it comes to this game. Thank you, six year old Rosy.
How drunk are they?: Drunk enough to let Riley do her nails, but still sober enough to know that's a bad idea.
Anything else?: Finally achieves childhood dream of playing this game.