Rosy wrinkles her nose at the cards. "Carlos is old enough to be Bruce's dad," she says. "Girls shouldn't be dating Bruce's dad, he should focus on parenting." She puts the happy family's cards off to the side, as if that's the point of the game: to decide who you want to date, not what dreamboat has a crush on you.

"Now Jamal has his life together, ask the phone if he eats hot dogs." Not how the game works, Rosemary. "But if Scott's there tell him to fuck off, he doesn't get hot dogs."