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[gonnabefamous]

We've barely started on the play, but I'm already a little uncomfortable with pies.

Though, that reminds me. In Hansel and Gretel, if the witch had a house made of candy, why did she want to eat kids?

[Smooch Squad]

Alright, this has gone on LONG ENOUGH. I can't believe we got party banished from Galentine's day. AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!

Casey, WHY do you keep giving us the stank face?

[Iliya]

So, w Hey, do I don't know if

I had a lot of fun at the dance. I hope you did too.

Comments

[lilipad]

Not even s’mores??

[gonnabefamous]

I don't know if that counts as cooking, exactly. Anyway, maybe if they were definitely vegetarian s'mores.

[lilipad]

Maybz you should focus on not crossing any European witches??? Then you won’t haveta watch what you eat.

[gonnabefamous]

Maybe you've got a point. I'll do my darnedest.

[lilipad]

Watch out for old ladies in chicken houses SPECIFICALLY

[gonnabefamous]

I don't think that's particularly a thing I would be inclined to look into if I did see it. Like, the house has chicken legs? Can it chase you?

[lilipad]

Yeah and it’s a BIG house with LONG legs so it can run VERY FAST

[gonnabefamous]

Longer than me??

[lilipad]

WAY longer

Nightmare fodder

[gonnabefamous]

Well, thank so much for those new nightmares.

[lilipad]

Oh yah and there is a gross old lady riding around in the FAST FAST chicken house and if she CATCHES you she's going to boil your bones into sludge :*

[gonnabefamous]

Why did someone ever come up with that? As if the cannibal lady in the candy house wasn't bad enough?

[lilipad]

Who said she's made up???

[gonnabefamous]

My heart needs her to be made up.