(no subject)

[odder]

[WARDED AGAINST FRESHMEN]
I have an idea. You have to trust me.
Lucas, I need you.

I'm getting my cat and some bones.
We're getting Ursula back.

Comments

Unfresh Ward

[bubblewrapped]

Oh boy, oh boy. A mission.

Unfresh Ward

[stclair]

ANYTHING you need Jade it's yours!!!!!!! :O

Unfresh Ward

[magitechnically]

TOTALLY!!! I'm gonna go pep talk Oliver right now!!!

Unfresh Ward

[odder]

Tie his blue bow on.

Unfresh Ward

[magitechnically]

Will do!!! And then I'll tell him what a HANDSOME MAN he is!!!

Unfresh Ward

[odder]

He's a very handsome man.

Don't let him wear the hat. He has to be incognito.

Unfresh Ward

[bubblewrapped]

I've always wanted to foil one zany Azurcrest plot with another.

Unfresh Ward

[stclair]

For once we'll be the HEROES instead of the VILLAINS!!!!!!!

Unfresh Ward

[bubblewrapped]

Finally, our moment of redemption.

Unfresh Ward

[odder]

Do you have a mysterious looking briefcase?

Unfresh Ward

[stclair]

Oh DO I. Where are you????? I need to run to the Drama storage room for the props but I can get a briefcase to you WITHIN 10 MIN!!!!

Unfresh Ward

[novelling]

Ursula could be dead by then. You need to sprint.

Unfresh Ward

[stclair]

I'll get my broom.

Unfresh Ward

[odder]

How do you feel about teamwork?

Unfresh Ward

[bubblewrapped]

Excellent collaborator, if I do say so myself.

Lucas

[odder]

Would you be willing to team up with the second best cat detective in order to acquire a key?

Spooky Kids

[bubblewrapped]

Oh. Cool. Yes, absolutely. I'd be honored to team up with such a celebrity. Haven't catted around in a few days, anyway. Where should we meet up?

Spooky Kids

[odder]

I'm on my way back from Azurcrest. I'll pick you up wherever you are, we'll go to the freshmen with the briefcase full of bones that I've handily transfigured into fake dragots. The leader has the key. You and Oliver are coming as my symbols of goodwill, but while they're cooing over one of you, the other has to steal the key. Is that all right?

Unfresh Ward

[professionalcorpse]

you have my support as you head off to war.

Unfresh Ward

[odder]

I almost promise he'll come back alive.

Unfresh Ward

[professionalcorpse]

hey, that's a pretty impressive guarantee.

Unfresh Ward

[bubblewrapped]

I'll write you short but impassioned letters from the front lines.

Unfresh Ward

[professionalcorpse]

i promise that i'll pine.

Unfresh Ward

[bubblewrapped]

You know exactly how to make me swoon.

Unfresh Ward

[nothalfplaid]

I object to the word "swoon" on a visceral level.