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[Warded to Coppertale Seniors]

Hey.

Ms. Vector told me we have to [...] spend time together or something. I think Hightower was ~~bragging~~ talking about his seniors. So she was all like you guys are just as close right which we're not. Which is what I told her. That we don't really talk a ton or do family dinners or whatever.

And she told me that me and Georgie need to fix it. ~~Like that's going to make us all presidents and TAs or some bulls~~

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Dude.

That's what I fucking thought.

I'm just saying, why do we gotta be like the senior fish? They're fuckin weirdos.

We've just got to pretend to be like them.

That's not very Coppertale.

Vector wants us to look better than the Ribbonfins and that's pretty Coppertale.

It feels so derivative, though.

I don't care.

How are we going to shine with that attitude?

You'd hate me more if I were perky.

[...] I've never wanted anything more in my life than to see you perky. Let's see some spirit fingers.

No.

My disappointment is palpable.

Come on Reid you can wiggle those fingers.

Not with spirit.

Baby steps baby steps. Just give em a little wiggle and start building up that momentum and then baaaaaaam spirit fingers.

Fine. You can start spouting animal facts, and the rest of us will pretend not to hate it.

I only know things about swans.

Better than Notoriano talking about guts and shit.

It's okay if you're intimidated.

It's a valid question.

Barringer. Don't encourage this.

What do you think of this shit, anyway?

I'm just being a supportive family member.

I don't know. If it makes Ms. Vector happy, I guess it couldn't hurt to eat at the same table every so often.

Great, so I can watch how everyone chews their food. I hang out with you and Reid all the fuckin time. That's gotta count for bonding.

Like a lady who was raised well.

Does that mean we get extra points for being incredibly bonded?

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