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[heathclifflacey]

[Phi]

[Fern]

[Phi & Fern]

[Phi]

HEY. Can we talk? About you and me?

[...]

I KNOW what you're going to say. But I did a LOVE READING.

[CJBs]

DUDES. [...] How do you tell a really cool girl you're IN LOVE with someone else?

Comments

Heathcliff

[opuntia]

[...........] What?

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

I know you shot me down when we were kids but we've both grown a LOT since then and I LOVE YOU and I know I can make you HAPPY! Way happier than CAMERON.

And I got the High Priestess, which means I should trust my intuition HEART, and the Sun, which means a clear path and revealed TRUTH. So it's pretty obvious. Duh, right? I can't believe it took me so long to figure it out.

Phicliff

[opuntia]

Lord [.........] Cameron is not I don't He's into [...........]

Your reading is very wrong. And you have Fern, she's nicer [....] much more well-suited to you.

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

NO WAY. Fern's awesome but you and me are like CONNECTED. And we like all the same stuff. And we've known each other forever so we get each other. It's PERFECT.

I mean, mostly because YOU'RE PERFECT but still.

Phicliff

[opuntia]

Wrong, all wrong I'm not

[.....]

I'm [........] too old for you.

[.....]

Shit You haven't talked to Fern, right?

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

AGE doesn't MATTER. And you're barely older than me, anyway.

Not yet. I don't know what to say. You know? But I guess I GOTTA say something. Now that I know how I feel.

Phicliff

[opuntia]

It [.......] totally matters. We'd never work. God why did you have to take Why me?

You don't Here's an idea - wait until tomorrow. So that you're really sure.

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

[...] What do you But Why not?

Phicliff

[opuntia]

God, don't feel bad [....................]

Shit [...] Ok, [.....] maybe [.....] we could. But [.......] don't talk to Fern yet.

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

YEAH. Just give me a chance and I'll PROVE it, okay? I'll prove it every day.

If you want. I gotta tell her soon, though. Fern deserves that.

[...]

JEEZE. I wish I could just get out of here and come SEE YOU. We should spend all day in the garden tomorrow!

Phicliff

[opuntia]

Lord [............] That's very sweet of you.

Fern definitely deserves that, but I think tonight or tomorrow would be better. [.....] So you can think of the right thing to say.

I really do not want to see you right now I'll happily spend all day in the garden with you tomorrow.

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

No six-page letters, I promise. I'll tell you how smart and passionate and beautiful you are IN PERSON. [...] Or, like, over the journals for now.

Yeah. TONIGHT. I should know what to say by then. [...] It's sorta hard to focus, though.

YEAH? Sy usually likes us to go to the Quidditch matches but he can DEAL. This'll be awesome! I'll bring that white tea with the peach blossom too. That was your favorite, right?

Phicliff

[opuntia]

Playing along was a mist Stop talking before we both want to die when this is over

[..........]

Yeah, please, no letters. [.......] Thanks?.

[.......] Maybe if you take a break from the journals you'll be able to focus a bit better. What do you think of that?

And you really shouldn't miss Quidditch on my account. But yes, that's my favorite tea.

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

I don't know. I mean. MAYBE. You're the smart one. [...] But I'd miss you, you know?

I WANT to. I wish I knew how to cook so we could, like, picnic or something. But I'll totally bring the tea!

Phicliff

[opuntia]

Please stop, this was such a mistake I'll be right here when you get back. If I don't die first. So might be worth it, to refresh your brain.

I can c [......] The tea is definitely enough. I'm sure there'll be work in the garden to distract us.

CJBs

[quickbuck]

Same question but how do you tell a boy you like a different girl

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

RIGHT? It's hard.

CJBs

[quickbuck]

hey has anyone seen cash? i was busy thinking about hazel's hair and he disappeared

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

I haven't seen him. [...] Dude. Phi's got BEAUTIFUL hair too.

CJBs

[quickbuck]

how do girls get their hair to look like that

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

DUDE. I don't know. Secret girl magic?

CJBs

[quickbuck]

they're all part unicorn

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

I mean. That's the best theory we've got.

CJBs, much later

[longcons]

Wow.

CJBs

[ashworthless]

Well the first step is waiting a minimum of six 12 hours.

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

That's not what the CARDS said, dude.

CJBs

[ashworthless]

Since when do cards have timeframes?
Just [...] trust me.

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

When you do a reading for TODAY duh.

CJBs

[ashworthless]

Of course. Maybe do one also for tomorrow

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

I don't need to worry about tomorrow. I already know it's going to be AWESOME. Phi said we'd spend the WHOLE DAY TOGETHER in the garden. She thinks we can work too. I'm gonna pull out all the stops to make her feel SPECIAL, dude.

CJBs

[ashworthless]

[...] Awesome.

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

RIGHT?

CJBs

[bitterlysweet]

Fuck shit shit shit fuck FUCK FREAKING SHIT fuck! Fuck!!!!!

[A messy pen scratch as the journal is wrenched from his hands.]

CJBs

[ashworthless]

[......] Are you ok?

Hey someone make sure he’s ok, or break me in.

CJBs

[heathclifflacey]

But I'm talking to Ph

[...]

OKAY. YEAH. ON IT.

CJBs

[ashworthless]

Thanks
I’ll be camped outside the potions room til I can sneak in/further notice if any of you need me