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[posted after exiting the experiment]

ANOTHER PSA

I love Lucas only in the MOST 1000% BRO PLATONIC of ways!!!!!

Bash, please DO NOT uninvite me from your wedding to Lucas I mean unless you REALLY want to but I promise I will not imbibe ANY questionable substances beforehand???? I've LEARNED MY LESSON!!!!!!!

Calvin Evercreech is actually the smartest, handsomest, funniest, cutest, kindest, most fun boy of a PERFECT HEIGHT in the entire school and I am LITERALLY GROVELLING HERE for him to take me back???? I really didn't think that would happen??????? Please :((((((

LOVE POTIONS ARE BAD and extra credit is not!!!!! worth it!!!!!!!!

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Well, I've been single for just over three hours now, and I'm still trying to decide what I prefer.

Calviiiiiiiiin :( :( :(

Hmmm. I suppose if you've changed your mind about Lucas, we could give it one more shot.

It will be the LAST CHANCE you ever have to give me because I will NOT ever mess this up again I promise!!!!!!

[Calvin]
SERIOUSLY I'm so sorry I swear it didn't mean anything :(

Then let it be known you're my boyfriend again.

[Micah]
It's fine, Micah. I know it didn't mean anything. You've got nothing to apologise for. I'm just having some fun with you.

THANK YOU!!!!!! Also like when I tied that ribbon to the tree I really thought it would be like a CONTINUING FOREVER thing??????

[Calvin]
I know it's just I swore I wouldn't FLIRT with anyone except you which like OK OK OK OK yes I haven't always been super great at but JUST IN CASE the same thing happened again where it was like "oh Micah he flirts with EVERYBODY he's in love with anyone who gives him attention" and it makes you feel bad and I just NEVER wanted to be that person??????????

I baited you into breaking up with me, so maybe we can discount this break in our relationship.

[Micah]
[...] You've never made me feel bad. If you've been flirting with anyone else since we got tohether, I haven't noticed.

Everything copacetic?

Yes, no lasting damage. I think our relationship will endure.

How are you feeling?

Physically? All fine. I kind of made an idiot of myself, though.

Everyone will forgive you. We know what Amortentia is and does. You were relatively quiet compared to some others.

[...] I probably should've known better.

Oh, gosh. [...] I'm just reading over most of this. I was pretty out of it. ~~Is Cole ok~~

You're fine. No one was hurt.

It was a bit of a mess, but not even comparable to your average anonymous post. I don't see anyone in tears or declaring the need for an emergency comfort party.

Yeah, you're probably right. I think the forewarning helps.

A lot of sparkle charms and bold color choices, though. It's too bad everything looks the same on the Anonymous Posts. Maybe a little sparkle would make those easier too.

You knew what might happen, you weighed the risks, you wanted the extra credit. You're not an idiot for making a risk vs. reward decision. You got what you wanted out of it, didn't you?

Would reading someone tearing you apart bother you less if it were in a fun, sparkly script?

Right, no, I did. And I guess I'm not really concerned about having embarrassed myself, because you're right, nobody's going to judge me too harshly for behaving as expected. I just didn't fully consider the ramifications of, you know, "falling in love" with someone. Namely that there has to be a second person involved.

I feel like it'd be harder to be mean if you were forced to write in bright purple bubble letters.

That shit was POISON!

i'll save you a seat next to me in the pew

Thanks Max. :(

MAYBE I can be someone's plus one if I get uninvited after all :((((

babe you can totally be my plus one either way :(

Glad you're feeling better-ish, Micah.

Hey buddy.

I'm.......... really sorry

It wasn't you. It was the potion. Don't worry about it. I'm [...] really sorry I freaked out.

Nooooo it's OK!!!!! I feel like I've learned a very important lesson about hubris bc I was kinda just thinking "oh what's the WORST this could do" and surprise!!!!!! Literally picked the worst person. Not worst like YOU'RE the worst I just mean at least Jeffy or Noel or Zach would've found it funny I hope. I don't know.

Yeah. [...] Wish I could've found it funny, at the time. [...] Did it at least bump your grade up, significantly?

HEY.

Like on a scale of 1 to A LOT how much do you want to DIE today???

I'm leaning closer to "A LOT." [...] Did you avoid disaster today?

~~UM.~~ HEY if you wanna have a shoot out and a FUNERAL I bet we can TOTALLY round up some VARMINTS. [...] Only if you WANNA.

Well like no one fell in love with me and I'm not married to Jeffy anymore so it's like not a bad day.

[......] Yeah. That would be fun. [...] Thanks, Essie.

The Key-Morales-Trans were a lovely family.

NO problem I'm like ALWAYS up for murdering you!!!

~~UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!~~ Thanks.

Ah, and we arrive at the true motive. I'm not going to make it easy, de Ville.

[.......] Can I give a toast at your wedding?

I'm doing you a FAVOR.

~~UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.~~ NO!!!

I know. I really do appreciate it.

Aw.

♥ Welcome back to Non-Crazy Town, Micah.

~~my wedd~~ ~~i mean, i'm~~ ~~not that i~~ ~~fuck, none of that's coherent~~ dude, it's totally cool?

like you were mind-whammied? and i'm not usually the sort of person that's about the 'but, officer i was DRUNK' defense - but i feel like these are extenuating circumstances? and that my boyfriend's super cute. in a platonic (and non-platonic, in certain cases) sense.

Agreed. [...] On the part about love potions, I mean. [...] Not that Calvin isn't great.

This is the only extra credit I’ve ever avoided. Can’t say I regret it.
But I’m glad you all [...] got back safe.

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