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[Warded to Tally & Marie]

Are you guys [...] doing okay? After yesterday?

[Warded to Rupert]

~~I'm not very good at~~ Do you want to punch things again tomorrow? And by things, I mean me.

Do you want to try and punch me again tomorrow? For clarification.

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[...] ~~Are you~~

I didn't need the clarification, Antigone. But, sure. I'm free almost all afternoon. [..........] Why?

It never hurts to have clarification, Rupert.

No real reason. It'll be Monday. You might want to punch something, yeah?

I guess.

I mean, I don't ever really want to punch things. I'm not that kind of person. Mondays are kind of boring, though. [...] ~~Are you~~ Do you just want an extra opportunity to make fun of me tomorrow?

At all? Really?

I'm not going to make fun of you.

I want to yell at things, sometimes, but that's about it. And I don't, because it's immature.

You always make fun of me. [...] Do you particularly want to punch things? Or [...] get punched, for some ridiculous reason?

I think you're allowed to be immature every so often.

Not always. That would be exhausting. [...] Not any more than usual. I just [...] I'm good at it, I guess. It's relaxing.

I strive to be mature at all times.

I don't know how the consistency with which you do mock me isn't exhausting.. [...] Well. You're [...] acting kind of weird.

That sounds exhausting.

I like to think that I'm pacing myself nicely. [...] How so?

Yes, well, it's important.

This is what pacing yourself looks like? And [...] I don't know, I feel like you don't normally ask me things nicely. I would have expected you to say 'Rupert, you're still a wuss, we need to practice you punching me more so you don't get beat up by a freshman again.' Or something.

Why's it important if you're the only one doing it?

I'm verbally fit, what can I say. And it would be nice to have reassurance that you wouldn't get socked in the nose by a freshman. Maybe I'm giving up being "rude" for Lent.

[...] It's important to me.

I'm not going to get punched again. [...] I feel like you'd die if you stopped being rude for too long.

All right. That’s fair, I guess. Exhausting, but fair.

Good. I’m just making sure of it. [...] Let’s find out then. If I die, tell my grandfathers it was very valiantly.

~~It's a little~~ [...] Well, doing things that are important generally isn't easy.

What? You're going to actually try to not be rude? I don't believe it.