an early morning entry

[cosmonot]

i'm cutting my butt off and never pooping again

Comments

[winterbottom]

Uuuuuuuh that's NOT how butts work

[cosmonot]

i'm going to make it work.

i have to.

[winterbottom]

WHY are you getting a buttectomy?

[cosmonot]

there was a cockroach on the toilet???? it got FRESH.

[winterbottom]

He just wanted to KNOW YOU better???

[prophesie]

they he should have asked for consent

[winterbottom]

He SHOULD have.

Well he probably got flushed

[cherubic]

I'm going to check the toilet from now on. Every time.

[prophesie]

boy bathrooms sound gross

[wholegrain]

that sounds very extreme!

[prophesie]

georgie he got bug butt touched so it's very appropriate actually

[wholegrain]

the bug was just hanging out
and then a butt came along

[holdmyearrings]

Butt touching is a veeeeeeeeery effective way of removing an unwanted butt from your home.

[wholegrain]

you have to be creative with communication when you don't speak a common language

[holdmyearrings]

This bug really deserves some points.

[wholegrain]

+5 points for effective communication
-5 points for inspiring a buttectomy

bug house is holding steady at 0

[holdmyearrings]

I'd like to be that inspirational.

[beansontoast]

WHAT