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So for anyone who wanted to know or cared enough, I found Bessie about a week ago finally. She was chilling out in a pair of gym shorts under my bed. I guess she didn't go far or just knew to come back.

Which makes me wonder. What kinds of shenanigans have your pets put you through?

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[websterknox]

Oh good! I'm glad you're reunited!

Boot loves making my clothes his clothes. He knows if he rips it, it's his. He loves catching mice and giving them to me as gifts. And he kindly takes everything I put on my desk -- wand, papers, coins, etc -- and moves them to the floor. So? Normal cat stuff?

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Dude that's normal? He sounds like a dick.

[websterknox]

Cats are dicks but we love them anyway!

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That's what I hear. My thing is more exotic animals... The more unconventional the better since they need love too.

[ulixes]

Don't ask.

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That bad huh?

[gonnabefamous]

You have no idea.

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This sounds like a story that demands popcorn. What happened?

[gonnabefamous]

Our pets got into Iliya's Felix Felicis and escaped! Apparently they had a grand old adventure while we were worrying half to death.

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My sympathies, man. But just imagine if they could talk, what they'd tell you. Or how they'd mock you. Maybe that helps? It helps me when Bessie's bad.

[gonnabefamous]

Actually, Casper can talk to his snake! So we got the general outline of events, anyway. Snakes don't really tell stories exactly the way we do.