Forward dated to 3/7

[cygninae]

Azurcrest is way ahead of us in points now.

[Warded to Sy]

Hey.

Got some news.

Comments

[holdmyearrings]

Ohhhhhhhh my god girl that's nasty tell me more.

[lilipad]

Yeeesssss!!! They gurgle it up from a pouch in their throats and then regurgitate it into their babies mouths. Apparently, it kind of looks like cottage cheese and it’s full of protein and amino acids and like ... probably other super foods or whatever.

Flamingos and penguins do it too.

[heathclifflacey]

DUDE.

[lilipad]

I bet it would make for a good pre-workout.

[heathclifflacey]

D U D E .

[lilipad]

I’m not wrong.

ALL milk is weird, honestly.

[heathclifflacey]

I didn't say you were wrong. I just don't know why we're TALKING ABOUT IT.

[...]

Please don't ruin MILK for me.

[lilipad]

I could. [...] But I won't.

What do YOU want to talk about, Heathcliff?

[heathclifflacey]

ANYTHING ELSE.

[lilipad]

Are you sure you want to leave that decision up to me?

[heathclifflacey]

[...] No.

[holdmyearrings]

I'm suddenly feeling very inferior to pigeons because my barf ain't half that nutritious.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Shoot for the stars.

[holdmyearrings]

What's the doctor recommend?????????

[graysanatomyforkids]

Become an animagus. There's a good chance you'll be a flamingo.

[holdmyearrings]

Rude????????? If I have to be a bird I'm at least a peacock.

[lilipad]

But, HYPOTHETICALLY, your milk is. Don’t be so hard on yourself.

[holdmyearrings]

Giiiirl true all the babies are gonna be jealous of what comes out of these puppies.

[lilipad]

PLUS, breastfeeding burns ~600 calories a day. That's, like, two whole chipwiches.