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ROSY STOP ([personal profile] browbeats) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh2018-03-06 03:22 pm

Forward dated to 3/7

[Sy]
Hey, you have time in your busy head-injuries-and-Quaffle-fighting schedule to waste a couple hours fucking around in the Artificing shed again?

I'm hoping one of these things will catch my hair on fire within days of spring break.

[Danny]
You didn't return my pen after Hermeticism.
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-06 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck you. I haven't had a head injury in like a month.

But sure. I got time. Also Mom will lose her fuckin mind if you lose your hair. Go for it.
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-07 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I think you fuckin like to see me hurt.

She's full of bullshit. You could have a 5.0 GPA and look like Lavender du Pont and she'd still find something wrong.
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-07 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit, as long as you let me take half the credit for this project. Tomorrow I'm free all day, but I've got Artificing today and I can take another crack at it.

He'd fuckin love it. Another charity case he can brag about. Rescuing pixie habitats, sad orphans, and you. Bet he'll have a ring ready at the Ilvermorny game.
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-07 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Quit trying to curse me. Quidditch season's started again. I'm not getting benched from my own goddamn team again, and I'll fuckin fight Key before I let him bench me from the school team either.

Shit, maybe. Getting you married to some rich asshole is all Mom ever wanted. [...] Me too, now that I told them about Clem. She keeps "forgetting" I've got a girlfriend whenever she writes.
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-07 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Cookies and a hug won't get me noticed by scouts. [...] If Key gives anyone hugs before we've won a game, I'm gonna be fuckin disappointed in him. Shit. Did you see our team bonding?

Hell. I know. [...] Dad basically said it's ok for me to be a C-average dumbass so long as I'm not a dumbass when I'm working for him. That's how you know he's given up on me.
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-07 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah and it was gross as fuck. Like, also weirdly fun and everyone loved it, but fuck bonding. [...] I guess still probably better than Mills and Wainwright's ideas for bonding.

I mean, I do want that. [...] Shit, I don't know. How fucked up is it that I can still get mad about them not giving a fuck? What other options I do really
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-07 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck off. And don't ever tell them this, they'll think I like them.

How fuckin weak are we to still care? [...] You know, the way they talk, I used to fool myself into thinking they did see us as more than [...] fuck, I don't know. Their clones. Pet projects. They care so fuckin much about being the best, not like it's a bad thing to want your kids to be the best too. You know?

[.....] You're smart as fuck. You should go to Healer school. Far away from L.A.
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-08 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
He's like a sophomore-sized dog. And I hate the fact that I even know the names of any fish sophs.

Shit. I dunno. Do you think it was just us being born at the same time that made them want to play Twin vs. Twin all the time, or would they have fucked us up anyway? Like... maybe it's just us, you know? Maybe they'd be ok with Freddy even if we didn't exist.

[...]

It's just three years, Ro. Long enough for Freddy turn 18. Long enough for you to use that genius brain of yours to get a plum Healer job.
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-08 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I see a name I don't know, and I skim right over it. I wouldn't even know Chloe if you weren't fuckin mad at her all the time.

If we weren't twins Maybe if you didn't have me in your life [...] What, like two rich brats who've never held a normal job? Spoiled fucks who maybe don't even talk to each other most of the time because they don't even like each other like a normal brother and sister. Or maybe just damaged in like the normal forest kidnapping way. Shit, that woulda been nice.

I mean, you've been doing it for 16 years. You think I can't do anything you can do if I just tried?
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-08 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

What the fuck do you want me to say, Ro? You want the full no bullshit truth? Fine. I want to get the fuck away from them. I've been dreaming about it, literal fuckin dreams, and now we're going to be 18 and it's like my brain is obsessed with leaving and never looking back. I can't stop thinking about it. I want to be my own person. I want to be free and play Quidditch on a team with my friends and not have Clementine dump me because I'm just some asshole in a suit. Like shit, I'm a damn good Chaser and I've got a real chance here, with the scouts coming. I get a good offer, and I won't need Mom and Dad's bullshit help for any of it. They won't have a single fuckin thing to hold over me.

Except you. Except Freddy. And I know you, you'll choose to stay miserable because you've been choosing misery for the sake of others all our goddamn lives. You'll call me a selfish jackass but you won't stop me from going. I hate every fucking thing about this, but short of kidnapping our brother and running to the other side of the world, I don't know how else to keep my promise to you.

[...] I can't be happy if you're not happy, Ro.
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Stokers

[personal profile] threatens 2018-03-10 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

She should. Not like I'm that great of a boyfriend. I just love h

[......]

You've got all your friends. You know? And... you'll still have me. Like, if I'm playing Quidditch, Dad's gonna be like, don't fuckin come home until you're ready to beg for a shitass job filing government forms. But if you're gonna be a Healer, then hell. The favorite twin for the next decade. We can Apparate and see each other.

Just three years. Remember when we were freshmen? Time fuckin flies, hey? We won't even feel it.
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ i wear my sunglasses inside)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-06 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I definitely did not.
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ smug)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-06 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That must be very hard for you. My condolences. Are you sure your pen didn't just seek emancipation?
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ wait your turn)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-07 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
If I'd have used said pen to sign this legal document, would it even be valid?
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ thinks he made a point)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-07 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to have to show you at least one more bad time before we're in blood contract signing.
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ sure buddy)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-07 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I knew I left an indelible mark on your everyday life.
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ yum)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-07 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure this pen has always been mine.
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ wait your turn)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-07 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I have a list of demands.
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ confidentially)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-07 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
I guess it depends on how much this pen means to you.
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ small asshole)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-07 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
The pizza's a good start, but you'd like me disappearing to Mexico too much. I'm not about to give you the satisfaction.
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ down)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-07 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ominous. Tell me more.
graysanatomyforkids: (☠️ uh?)

Rosy/Danny

[personal profile] graysanatomyforkids 2018-03-07 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh good. I love a challenge.
Edited (bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad) 2018-03-07 01:16 (UTC)