Do I need to stand behind you and threaten to beat her up if she breaks your heart? God knows I don't get to play scary big sister enough.

And yeah I remember when we were freshmen, but it also feels like a fucking lifetime has passed since just last year at this time. [...] That might be the forest hell talking, though.

[...] I don't fucking know. What if I come back and you're engaged to Lavender du Pont?